I'm 40 now so you'll be getting a lot more condescending admonishments about pulling your socks up, as well as unsolicited nuggets of worldly wisdom and reminiscences about stuff then that was better than stuff now and how the world is generally in a poorly constructed handbasket on a zipline to hell. That might not be what you're in the market for, son, but it's for your own good.
There's been entirely too much tomfoolery of late. This continued skylarking will not stand. Now pass me the damn prunes, you egg.