Christmas gifts for MOM?

[MichaelScottDM]

What is everyone getting their mom for Christmas?

[Shockwave]

I got your mother my cock; gift wrapped straight into her mouth.

[Nails]

Give your mother the gift of Wiggs this Christmas

 

[Archer77]

I got your mother my cock; gift wrapped straight into her mouth.

Thats what you call a stocking stuffer.

[Shockwave]

Thats what you call a stocking stuffer.

zing!

[B_B_C]

I got your mother my cock; gift wrapped straight into her mouth.

nobody else to give to ?

[Rudee]

I'm giving your Mom the same gift I gave her last year:   Tube-steak smothered in Underwear!

[Shockwave]

nobody else to give to ?

Well, my wife has been busy with the baby, so you know how it goes.

[funk51]

  a celebrity phonecall from don knotts. who could ask for anything more.

[B_B_C]

Well, my wife has been busy with the baby, so you know how it goes.

I never poked you wife and I'm not the father so I dont know how it goes for you

[Wiggs]

I'm giving all your mothers my dick in a box. You're Welcome.

[Army of One]

Your mother called me and asked me to go over and give the bird a good stuffing.

[Marty Champions]

thanks wiggs for purchasing a skinny mini replica for your mother this christmas

[Archer77]

I'm giving all your mothers my dick in a box. You're Welcome.

You're only suppose to give out tootsie rolls on Halloween.

[Dr.J]

Fake cock.....moms love em!