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Author Topic: Is Gene Simmons the alter ego of Steven Seagal (or vice versa)  (Read 3609 times)
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« on: December 13, 2012, 07:50:36 AM »

The common traits:

-6'2.
-Musicians of the highest order.
-Around 60 years old.
-Both sport(ed) black long hair.
-Both are rumoured to be arrogant and bullyish.


Simmons shredding the guitar.


Seagal playing with his band

Will this conspiracy have something to do with 12.22.12.
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 08:20:50 AM »

Seagal is a "musician of the highest order"?!
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 08:27:00 AM »

I'd bet gene Simmons is way way richer then Seagull. Seagal seems half retarded, Simmons is a prime rate conman. I'd count my fingers twice after giving him a handshake.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 09:03:35 AM »

I'd bet gene Simmons is way way richer then Seagull. Seagal seems half retarded, Simmons is a prime rate conman. I'd count my fingers twice after giving him a handshake.

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 09:03:40 AM »

Call Gene what you will, but he is brilliant at self-promotion.  I'd estimate his net worth at half a billion dollars.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 09:06:00 AM »


Seagal is a "musician of the highest order"?!


 LOL, I almost spit coffee all over my monitor.
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 09:36:06 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCZY9Z6WvSY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCZY9Z6WvSY</a>
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 09:37:01 AM »

Call Gene what you will, but he is brilliant at self-promotion.  I'd estimate his net worth at half a billion dollars.
No actually he ain't worth all that much compared to the amount of money whoring he's done. The band plateau'd because of his desperate attempts for money.

Most of his money came from tv show, and other exploitative ventures.  
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 09:37:27 AM »

I'd bet gene Simmons is way way richer then Seagull. Seagal seems half retarded, Simmons is a prime rate conman. I'd count my fingers twice after giving him a handshake.
Isn't Simmons actually Jewish? Its all starting to make sense.
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 09:38:41 AM »

both have painted cotton candy looking hair,,,,
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 09:59:35 AM »

No actually he ain't worth all that much compared to the amount of money whoring he's done. The band plateau'd because of his desperate attempts for money.

Most of his money came from tv show, and other exploitative ventures.  

how do you know are you his accountant  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 10:19:42 AM »

No actually he ain't worth all that much

You're kidding, right?

"In the last 15 years, KISS has sold more than a half billion dollars in merchandise all through Live Nation Merchandise"
http://money.cnn.com/2011/10/18/news/kiss_products/index.htm

And that's from merchandise alone. Other income on top of that (concerts, record sales etc. etc.)

"ain't worth all that much"  Roll Eyes

Gene Simmons is an American rock and roll legend and bassist for the band KISS, his net worth is estimated at $300 million.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/gene-simmons-net-worth/
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 10:29:33 AM »

I'd bet gene Simmons is way way richer then Seagull. Seagal seems half retarded, Simmons is a prime rate conman. I'd count my fingers twice after giving him a handshake.

Seagal's dreadful films made huge money. He should have a few million still. Yes he's an idiot. Yes Gene Simmons is also now an idiot.
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 10:29:49 AM »

You're kidding, right?

"In the last 15 years, KISS has sold more than a half billion dollars in merchandise all through Live Nation Merchandise"
http://money.cnn.com/2011/10/18/news/kiss_products/index.htm

And that's from merchandise alone. Other income on top of that (concerts, record sales etc. etc.)

"ain't worth all that much"  Roll Eyes

Gene Simmons is an American rock and roll legend and bassist for the band KISS, his net worth is estimated at $300 million.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/gene-simmons-net-worth/
THEY TOUR RELENTLESSLY...ALWAYS BEEN KISS'S MANTRA ALWAYS TOUR THERE MUSIC ON RECORD FOR THE MOST PART WAS GOOD/BAD ITS LIVE THAT THEY SHINE THERE 2 BIGGEST SELLING ALBULMS WERE LIVE KISS ALIVE AND ALIVE 2...
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2012, 10:31:35 AM »

Isn't Simmons actually Jewish? Its all starting to make sense.

Him and Stanley are. Both are savvy business men. But seems Simmons always played the bad role in that story, looking like the greedy character while Stanley always kept a lower profile. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Paul is way greedier than Gene is. Gene was just ready to do the dirty work and get blamed for it.
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2012, 10:35:29 AM »

Him and Stanley are. Both are savvy business men. But seems Simmons always played the bad role in that story, looking like the greedy character while Stanley always kept a lower profile. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Paul is way greedier than Gene is. Gene was just ready to do the dirty work and get blamed for it.
PAUL STANLEY,,STANLEY EISEN..GENE KLEIN ;SIMMONS' HE CAME TO AMERICA WITH REAL YIDDISH NAME.CHANGED TO KLEIN
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2012, 10:58:03 AM »

I will have to consider this.
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2012, 10:58:16 AM »

It's blasphemy to even mention the God Gene Simmons in the same sentence as that bloated straight to video "actor"
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2012, 11:24:57 AM »

Him and Stanley are. Both are savvy business men. But seems Simmons always played the bad role in that story, looking like the greedy character while Stanley always kept a lower profile. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Paul is way greedier than Gene is. Gene was just ready to do the dirty work and get blamed for it.

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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2012, 11:35:03 AM »

Him and Stanley are. Both are savvy business men. But seems Simmons always played the bad role in that story, looking like the greedy character while Stanley always kept a lower profile. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Paul is way greedier than Gene is. Gene was just ready to do the dirty work and get blamed for it.

Gene loves money, loves making money, enjoys the reputation for making money, but he isn't greedy. There is a difference 
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