Where is heaven located? To the religious nutcases?

[a_ahmed]

From what i recall there was a disease similar to mad cow that affected pigs and that warning of not to eat pork got entangled with religion.

Pigs are clean animals. They are dumped into slop and mud by people hence the reason they get muddied up. Some people keep pigs as pets and they are pretty clean and smarter than dogs.

lol oh stefano stefano.. how ignorant you are.

Trust me, my grandparents had a pig farm (remember I wasn't born Muslim), they don't anymore though, but pigs are anything BUT clean animals. They are literally nature's garbage eaters. They will eat ANYTHING. In fact the funny thing is just the other day I was talking to this Jamaican dude, he was telling me how back in Jamaica they literally used to throw all their garbage over the fence to the pigs and they would eat it all.

They roll in their own piss, shit, they screw their own siblings, the whole works. One of the most disgusting and unhealthy animals. There's a reason we are told not to eat it.

The stomach of a pig it's metabolism is unlike a cow for example. A cow will be processing what it eats for a looong time, while a pig it will fly through it real fast, so imagine, with so little processing, cleansing etc... pig eats some shit and gets slaughtered within few hours, you'll be consumming part of that shit somewhere along its parasitic meat.

[Stefano]

You would think they have computers and internet in heaven, someone would get on GetBig and let us know what its like, right?

If anyone can make contact after death it would be a getbigger.

[Stefano]

lol oh stefano stefano.. how ignorant you are.

Trust me, my grandparents had a pig farm (remember I wasn't born Muslim), they don't anymore though, but pigs are anything BUT clean animals. They are literally nature's garbage eaters. They will eat ANYTHING. In fact the funny thing is just the other day I was talking to this Jamaican dude, he was telling me how back in Jamaica they literally used to throw all their garbage over the fence to the pigs and they would eat it all.

They roll in their own piss, shit, they screw their own siblings, the whole works. One of the most disgusting and unhealthy animals. There's a reason we are told not to eat it.

The stomach of a pig it's metabolism is unlike a cow for example. A cow will be processing what it eats for a looong time, while a pig it will fly through it real fast, so imagine, with so little processing, cleansing etc... pig eats some shit and gets slaughtered within few hours, you'll be consumming part of that shit somewhere along its parasitic meat.

Do some reading on pigs and learn of your own ignorance. Cows and goats eat garbage as well.

On the subject of delusion ypu beleive the rantings of a madman who emerged from a cave claiming to have spoken to god. Hows that for ignorance?

Oh and you can quit the "i wasnt born muslim" crap. That shit doesnt wash.

[The Ugly]

The stomach of a pig it's metabolism is unlike a cow for example. A cow will be processing what it eats for a looong time, while a pig it will fly through it real fast, so imagine, with so little processing, cleansing etc... pig eats some shit and gets slaughtered within few hours, you'll be consumming part of that shit somewhere along its parasitic meat.

Bacon's good. Mmm.

[Stefano]

On the subject of food. Theres nothing sacred to the chinese. They'll eat anything.

[The Ugly]

Kung Pao Dachshund?

[TrueBB93]

You have to wash up after any sexual activity before praying.

You even have to wash up after farting before praying!

haha yes  

get a cut and bleed? YOU MUST WASH!
fall sleep? YOU MUST WASH!
fart or use the bathroom? YOU MUST WASH!
have sex? YOU MUST WASH (even more then usual)!
throwup? YOU MUST WASH!

its honestly beyond me how people can say Islam and dirty in the same setence when there SO MUCH WASHING!(which is very good)

[Stefano]

Kung Pao Dachshund?

Amazing the pandas made it so far. You'd figure the poor critters would be the main course at some stinkin rich family. Bugs, worms, roaches. Its all on the Mcdonalds dollar menu baby.

[The Ugly]

haha yes  

get a cut and bleed? YOU MUST WASH!
fall sleep? YOU MUST WASH!
fart or use the bathroom? YOU MUST WASH!
have sex? YOU MUST WASH (even more then usual)!
throwup? YOU MUST WASH!

its honestly beyond me how people can say Islam and dirty in the same setence when there SO MUCH WASHING!(which is very good)

But they all look so very stinky.

[Stefano]

haha yes  

get a cut and bleed? YOU MUST WASH!
fall sleep? YOU MUST WASH!
fart or use the bathroom? YOU MUST WASH!
have sex? YOU MUST WASH (even more then usual)!
throwup? YOU MUST WASH!

its honestly beyond me how people can say Islam and dirty in the same setence when there SO MUCH WASHING!(which is very good)

Visit some muslim countries and see for yourself. Your orientation starts at the airport or possibly the plane itself.
This guy in india told me that his uncle refused to let muslims stay at his hotel becuase the cleanup afterwards was horrible plus theey pack like 10 people into one room and make a mess. Tbat says a lot since delhi smells like a garbage dump already.
As for washing practically all cultures wash regularily with the advent of plumbing...except maybe the french and certain euros.

[Lord Humungous]

ok lets see, it doesnt seem to be on earth.

now, outside the earth, in the universe, its not habitable, its either too cold or too hot in space, depending where you are.

another thing is, it requires physical death to get there afaik, so how the ones of muslim faith think they will benefit from the virgins promised to them?

 

I bet your boyfriend would answer "in galeninkos ass pipe"

[TrueBB93]

Visit some muslim countries and see for yourself. Your orientation starts at the airport or possibly the plane itself.
This guy in india told me that his uncle refused to let muslims stay at his hotel becuase the cleanup afterwards was horrible plus theey pack like 10 people into one room and make a mess. Tbat says a lot since delhi smells like a garbage dump already.
As for washing practically all cultures wash regularily with the advent of plumbing...except maybe the french and certain euros.

Listen you fail to see my point man. ISLAM is very clean, and cleaniness is extremely emphasised.

BUT some muslims smell bad you say? YES! its becuase of food they eat, lack of soap,water or they dont brush....BUT ISLAM SAYS: KEEP CLEAN by washing yourself 5+ times a day, SHAVE PUBIC/UNDERARM HAIR, TAKE SHOWERS(its actually part of the religion), brush teeth. So some muslim dont do it, does that make ISLAM dirty or unclean? NO!! so who gives a crap what Mr. ABC does in some muslim country! that dosen mean he is an example of the Islamic Faith.

its similar to how some christians(mostly young ones) sleep with as much women as they can, ignoring the fact they are stictly forbidden from it. i have seen rappers dancing with sluts in music videos about "busting caps" and "getting papper" by selling drugs. All while wearing a big golden cross...just because someone of a certain religion does somthing, dosent mean thats what the religion stands for.

[WOOO]

try honesty

[TrueBB93]

try honesty

are you still drunk?

[BIG ACH]

Visit some muslim countries and see for yourself. Your orientation starts at the airport or possibly the plane itself.
This guy in india told me that his uncle refused to let muslims stay at his hotel becuase the cleanup afterwards was horrible plus theey pack like 10 people into one room and make a mess. Tbat says a lot since delhi smells like a garbage dump already.
As for washing practically all cultures wash regularily with the advent of plumbing...except maybe the french and certain euros.

Actually and Arabs there... well at least Egyptians - we've had this discussion before... It baffles me that Americans/westerners, for being a culture so cautious about hygiene, do not use a bidet to wash their ass after they shit.  

After I take a shit I use a bidet and power wash my ass to get rid of all those annoying dingle berries, then I wipe with toilet papers and feel so fresh and so clean!

[TrueBB93]

Actually and Arabs there... well at least Egyptians - we've had this discussion before... It baffles me that Americans/westerners, for being a culture so cautious about hygiene, do not use a bidet to wash their ass after they shit.  

After I take a shit I use a bidet and power wash my ass to get rid of all those annoying dingle berries, then I wipe with toilet papers and feel so fresh and so clean!

LOL

[a_ahmed]

I always bring that up, but these fellas keep then ranting about us 'washing our asses' and how its filthy... such irony that most non muslims will just slide with dry paper. One islamophobe on here tried to excuse himself by saying he uses a sanitizer wipe and still kept attacking muslims for cleaning themselves after pooing.

Anyways... these people are hard headed and with only a motive to ridicule.

You wouldn't wash a ferrari with a 'sanitizer wipe' or dry paper... so why not use real water? The big deal? It's hilarious how they keep ranting about Muslims stinking, being dirty, etc... when in fact it's a part of our religion to be hygene, wash ourselves repeatedly etc...

Here in canada only so many years ago they had a 'campaign' of washing your hands before/after eating, going to the bathroom. Serious campaign. I was like wait people don't wash when they go and pee or eat? Mind boggling and I wasn't even muslim that time.

We have ONE guy at work who we ALL KNOW doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the washroom. NEVER shake his hands... disgusting guy and he's a manger... i've witnessed it myself, goes in, pisses in the urinal, leaves straight! DISGUSTING!

Muslims invented the modern soap! Romans invented a soap using pig or cow urine. Big difference lol. So called 'soap'.

The British royals hired a MUSLIM in the 1800s to TEACH them how to shower and wash themselves... they gave him the title of a 'shower surgeon' look it up yourself.

Europeans barely ever showered once a year. One of the problems Arab Muslims had when fighting crusader christians was their stench as they never showered.

So it's quite ironic and hilarious all the attacks.

I've lived amongst Arabs as a non muslim and yes some people are not hygene, but overall majority of ppl are hygene. The same can be said about some white people here.. I have some white folks at work (I am white lol so don't assume just because I am saying them white ppl at work), who when I get close to them talking or they get close to me, I can't wait to get away from them.. their mouth odor STINKS and no they don't eat no damn curry it just STINKS for whatever unhygene reason and their body odours.

[TrueBB93]

I always bring that up, but these fellas keep then ranting about us 'washing our asses' and how its filthy... such irony that most non muslims will just slide with dry paper. One islamophobe on here tried to excuse himself by saying he uses a sanitizer wipe and still kept attacking muslims for cleaning themselves after pooing.

Anyways... these people are hard headed and with only a motive to ridicule.

You wouldn't wash a ferrari with a 'sanitizer wipe' or dry paper... so why not use real water? The big deal? It's hilarious how they keep ranting about Muslims stinking, being dirty, etc... when in fact it's a part of our religion to be hygene, wash ourselves repeatedly etc...
Here in canada only so many years ago they had a 'campaign' of washing your hands before/after eating, going to the bathroom. Serious campaign. I was like wait people don't wash when they go and pee or eat? Mind boggling and I wasn't even muslim that time.

We have ONE guy at work who we ALL KNOW doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the washroom. NEVER shake his hands... disgusting guy and he's a manger... i've witnessed it myself, goes in, pisses in the urinal, leaves straight! DISGUSTING!
Muslims invented the modern soap! Romans invented a soap using pig or cow urine. Big difference lol. So called 'soap'.

The British royals hired a MUSLIM in the 1800s to TEACH them how to shower and wash themselves... they gave him the title of a 'shower surgeon' look it up yourself.

Europeans barely ever showered once a year. One of the problems Arab Muslims had when fighting crusader christians was their stench as they never showered.
So it's quite ironic and hilarious all the attacks.

I've lived amongst Arabs as a non muslim and yes some people are not hygene, but overall majority of ppl are hygene. The same can be said about some white people here.. I have some white folks at work (I am white lol so don't assume just because I am saying them white ppl at work), who when I get close to them talking or they get close to me, I can't wait to get away from them.. their mouth odor STINKS and no they don't eat no damn curry it just STINKS for whatever unhygene reason and their body odours.

The Funny Truth    

[OTHstrong]

As far as heaven and hell are concerned - they are juat fairy tales to scare people into doing the right things. Sort of like santa in christmas. Be good or santa will bring no gifts.

So far there is no evidence of heaven and hell. No one can report back after death to say yeah or nay. Its a man made tale like grimms fairy tales to dupe the sheep.

Religion = opiate of the masses.
Rejected by the wise and regarded by rulers as........useful.

What difference would it make if a man made it back to report after he died. If half the world died and came back and told you you would still hold the position that no one has died and made it back cause as long as it was not you you wouldn't believe so your little theory there on no one coming back after death is retarted

[Necrosis]

If something exists, nothing has never existed, for nothing can never create something, therefore somethign has always existed. The essence of this thing is to exist ie eternity is the only option. The universe is eternal. God is a failed hypothesis.

[Lord Humungous]

thats what your sister said

My sister said that too?? Did she dildo you with a carrot or maybe a banana?

[OTHstrong]

If something exists, nothing has never existed, for nothing can never create something, therefore somethign has always existed. The essence of this thing is to exist ie eternity is the only option. The universe is eternal. God is a failed hypothesis.

Eternity is just as impossible. Nothing logical about the concept of eternity, nothing. You have a problem with either scenario Einstein.

[Borracho]

I always bring that up, but these fellas keep then ranting about us 'washing our asses' and how its filthy... such irony that most non muslims will just slide with dry paper. One islamophobe on here tried to excuse himself by saying he uses a sanitizer wipe and still kept attacking muslims for cleaning themselves after pooing.

Anyways... these people are hard headed and with only a motive to ridicule.

You wouldn't wash a ferrari with a 'sanitizer wipe' or dry paper... so why not use real water? The big deal? It's hilarious how they keep ranting about Muslims stinking, being dirty, etc... when in fact it's a part of our religion to be hygene, wash ourselves repeatedly etc...

Here in canada only so many years ago they had a 'campaign' of washing your hands before/after eating, going to the bathroom. Serious campaign. I was like wait people don't wash when they go and pee or eat? Mind boggling and I wasn't even muslim that time.

We have ONE guy at work who we ALL KNOW doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the washroom. NEVER shake his hands... disgusting guy and he's a manger... i've witnessed it myself, goes in, pisses in the urinal, leaves straight! DISGUSTING!

Muslims invented the modern soap! Romans invented a soap using pig or cow urine. Big difference lol. So called 'soap'.

The British royals hired a MUSLIM in the 1800s to TEACH them how to shower and wash themselves... they gave him the title of a 'shower surgeon' look it up yourself.

Europeans barely ever showered once a year. One of the problems Arab Muslims had when fighting crusader christians was their stench as they never showered.

So it's quite ironic and hilarious all the attacks.

I've lived amongst Arabs as a non muslim and yes some people are not hygene, but overall majority of ppl are hygene. The same can be said about some white people here.. I have some white folks at work (I am white lol so don't assume just because I am saying them white ppl at work), who when I get close to them talking or they get close to me, I can't wait to get away from them.. their mouth odor STINKS and no they don't eat no damn curry it just STINKS for whatever unhygene reason and their body odours.

Yes Ahmed!

Living in Toronto I lived among many different cultures and body odor and stink is not something isolated to one specific race/religion. I've met as many stinky ass mungiecakes  as much as I've met smelly pakis.

[_bruce_]

Some beautiful insight by Übermann.

[a_ahmed]

If something exists, nothing has never existed, for nothing can never create something, therefore somethign has always existed. The essence of this thing is to exist ie eternity is the only option. The universe is eternal. God is a failed hypothesis.

Actually we know the universe had a beginning so... you fail. Big bang fail.