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NotSure

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I think i may have the clap....
« on: December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM »
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
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MikMaq

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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 08:39:18 AM »
Meh you might just have a urinary track infection or some shit from the chick you were fucking. no worries though everyone gets something after a while, no one here admits it, but unless your fucking your palm, you got a descent chance of getting something. more than something like 25 percent of the population gets something, and considering it's impossible for alot of people to even have sex it's no surprise that you may got something.
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 08:39:55 AM »
You been banging a new chick? Could be an number of things. Go to urgent care. Get some meds. You'll be fine. Shit happens.

Oh and get circumcised, that's gross
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 08:56:54 AM »
just go to a walk in clinic... test is quick and easy... pills for a few days
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 09:04:53 AM »
The clap is ghonnorhea (sp).   It will burn when pee and ejaculate.     It won't smell bad but u will need to pee frequently and balls cd poss swell.    Need on shot of antibiotic like bactrim and good to go in few days to a week.   Good luck.   
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 09:06:31 AM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
Dirty...Dirty little Man...
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2012, 09:16:21 AM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 09:10:04 AM

yeah my Mother died in 86...bet you were not around then,,,
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2012, 09:19:00 AM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 09:17:17 AM
No but she came in 69.
bet it was your sister who gave you it.
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 09:31:30 AM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
stop beating your meat  ::)
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MikMaq

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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 09:38:49 AM »
Quote from: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
just go to a walk in clinic... test is quick and easy... pills for a few days
Spoken from experience?
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 09:41:08 AM »
Quote from: RAtard on December 15, 2012, 09:38:49 AM
Spoken from experience?

yessir...

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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 10:26:34 AM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\
Was this prompted by a visit from William de la Touche Clancy?
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2012, 11:18:54 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 10:26:34 AM
Was this prompted by a visit from William de la Touche Clancy?
Perhaps.... Or maybe because Helen is a fucking whore.
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2012, 11:21:05 AM »
Quote from: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 09:41:08 AM
yessir...

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You ever hear of condoms?
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2012, 11:30:30 AM »
Quote from: RAtard on December 15, 2012, 11:21:05 AM
You ever hear of condoms?
Maybe he could borrow your expired ones, since they have never been used.  :D
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2012, 11:33:41 AM »
Owned by Adam! :D
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2012, 12:10:11 PM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\

consult Dr Uberman the prolific PsycOnanist

alternatibly get your self to a std clinic
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2012, 12:25:05 PM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 08:36:48 AM
A burning sensation when i pass water, and the foreskin inflamed. What would Old Patroon say?  :-\

   just post this up on your FB page. your sure to get some good advice there. someone may even go so far as to suggest you go see a GD doctor
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2012, 01:18:16 PM »


 ;D
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2012, 01:22:38 PM »
Quote from: NotSure on December 15, 2012, 12:28:49 PM
Mrs. Townsend won't let me see her again and i only use condoms on whores so in that case i might need them for your mom.
your a dick..
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2012, 01:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Donny on December 15, 2012, 01:22:38 PM
your a dick..
Why are you getting piss off by at someone's gimmick tho? :-\
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM »
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2012, 01:30:38 PM »
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2012, 01:35:11 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on December 15, 2012, 01:24:59 PM
Why are you getting piss off by at someone's gimmick tho? :-\
why does he keep saying i will fuck your Mom...? boring little Kunt
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Re: I think i may have the clap....
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2012, 01:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Donny on December 15, 2012, 01:35:11 PM
why does he keep saying i will fuck your Mom...? boring little Kunt
Maybe because he is an experienced mother Fucker perhaps?
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