Had my usual check up...my penis is disease free!!! Wooo!!!
I find that extremely hard to believe, did you know that 4% of the world's population die from aids or hiv.
So let me get this straight 4 % of people walking around have aids or hiv and you bang with out protection all these whore, brother it is impossible that you do not have aids or hiv, and if it is true what you say then play the lottery today cause you have a horse shoe up your ass.