My favorite foods, some of which will have to be flown in from Sullivan's steakhouse in Chi-town:
Appetizer:
Cobb salad
a Beef Carpaccio salad
a Buffalo Mozarella & Beefsteak tomato salad
Entree
24 oz bacon wrapped peppercrusted filet with bernaise sauce, medium rare - have to order it special
Giant onion rings
Sauteed Mushrooms
Seared Asparagus and drawn butter (so when I pee, everyone can smell it!)
1 giant lobster tail, and drawn butter
Dessert
1 giant slice of Carrot Cake Cheesecake
1 big piece of my grandma's marzipan icing fruit cake
1 big butter tart
Drinks
24 to 36 ounces of 50 year old Glenfiddich
After dinner mints
1 Monte Cristo fresh off the boat
a few lines of the best coke
1 Scarlett Johanssen, preferably nude