I was just in the coffee room at work. It's still early in the morning and I see this fat lady at the vending machine stuffing dollars in like it was a g-string at a strip club. The machine has some decent snacks, baked lays, trail mix, tuna and crackers, soup. As I'm getting my coffee I just watch her.
Her choices:
1 pack of 10 mini donuts
1 pack of pop tarts
1 pack of Famous Amos Cookies
1 back of Dorritos.
She stuffs them into her jacket pocket and just heads back to her desk.
I am just shaking my head at this. Wish I could say something but it's work and don't want to get fired for it. She is probably the type of person who claims she is naturally big blah blah but if her life depended on it (which it probably does) she couldn't make the right choice if she tried.