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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2012, 01:20:32 PM »
wiggs I remember when I bought you and your family of the "market" - hmm those were the days, you cried for a few days because I think I seperated you too soon from your mother, but after I gave you a nice warm spot in the kitchen to sleep you were alright :)

Remember"?

HAHAHA  ;D good thing for the nice spot in the kitchen!

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2012, 01:23:46 PM »
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Holy fuck, the Sheriff is a...

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2012, 01:24:34 PM »
I can feel the early stages of awesomeness and its aweome.

If early stages of awesomeness already feel awesome, the advanced stages must be......?

Please keep us posted!
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2012, 01:25:40 PM »
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime

Do what you will with big Groink, but Megatron will crush you just like he did Optimus.

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2012, 01:25:52 PM »
I've been to black peoples houses (believe it or not).  They always smell the way my kitchen does when I'm rendering lard from salt pork.
Strange isn`t it?  Kind of like the way socks smell after a hot run.

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2012, 01:27:36 PM »
Im the IFBBs wet dream. I am anti Phil. Im smarter, better looking, better genetics, deeper voice, more well spoken. We couldnt come to terms of an agreement. I wanted 25 million annually as long as I compete in the O, and an automatic pro card but they could only go 24 so I told them to eat shit and come back when they are serious.

They lost out.
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2012, 01:30:00 PM »
I'm really sorry you lost your job, Wiggs. Not trying to be a dick.
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2012, 01:31:35 PM »
By competing, I would make bodybuilding mainsteam. Only when Im competing.
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2012, 01:32:47 PM »
Somebody fell off the wagon.

You look like an average bloated black man who took 20 pictures of himself to find the "right" stare.

Women do this, not men.


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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2012, 01:33:19 PM »
Proof that Kirby Puckett is not dead.

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2012, 01:36:11 PM »
Strange isn`t it?  Kind of like the way socks smell after a hot run.

Thomas Jefferson guessed that black folks smell as they do because they lose more water through perspiration than urinating.  But Crom help me, because I simply can't remember where he wrote that  >:(

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2012, 01:43:32 PM »
By competing, I would make bodybuilding mainsteam. Only when Im competing.

Bodybuilding needs an urbane, witty, and debonair bon vivant to energize the masses and lead its charge in these troubled, knuckledragging times of grapefruit rapists and failed point guards.  

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2012, 01:46:10 PM »
Thomas Jefferson guessed that black folks smell as they do because they lose more water through perspiration than urinating.  But Crom help me, because I simply can't remember where he wrote that  >:(
Notes on the States of Virginia, Published in 1785.

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2012, 01:49:00 PM »
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it. They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning.

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2012, 01:52:49 PM »
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which  A black, after hard labour through the day,
- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia

Must be talking about Sally Hemming.
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2012, 02:16:15 PM »
THAT STARE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN DENISE RICHARDS ALL MOIST AND DEWEY IN 'UNDERCOVER BROTHA'IF EDDIE GRIFFIN WASN'T THE STAR,,

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2012, 02:18:01 PM »
Somebody fell off the wagon.

You look like an average bloated black man who took 20 pictures of himself to find the "right" stare.

Women do this, not men.


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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2012, 02:28:08 PM »
          They have less hair on the face and body. They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour. This greater degree of transpiration renders them more tolerant of heat, and less so of cold, than the whites. Perhaps too a difference of structure in the pulmonary apparatus, which a late ingenious experimentalist has discovered to be the principal regulator of animal heat, may have disabled them from extricating, in the act of inspiration, so much of that fluid from the outer air, or obliged them in expiration, to part with more of it. They seem to require less sleep. A black, after hard labour through the day, will be induced by the slightest amusements to sit up till midnight, or later, though knowing he must be out with the first dawn of the morning.

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia
got damn this was too fuckin funny adonis lol
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2012, 02:34:28 PM »
Notes on the States of Virginia, Published in 1785.

I thank you kindly, sir.  I've not read those since I was a wee junior in English undergrad at UNC Charlotte (circa ... Fall '99ish?  Dr. ... ah, hell.  I forget his name.  A cool Jewish fellow if memory serves).  

But somehow, I knew you'd know from whence those quotes came :) :D  

As brilliant as Jefferson was, I'm still on the fence about the idea that black folks primarily descended from one type of hominid while other ethnicities came from a different, if roughly contemporary, species.  

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2012, 02:35:33 PM »
would be cool if wiggs grew out a proper flat top hair cut
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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2012, 02:42:29 PM »
My evolution past Groink will be complete tomorrow, all mortals will fear and respect me. Hide your mothers gentlemen. Enter: Wiggs Prime



This is the only evolutionary path i see for you.

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2012, 03:03:58 PM »

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Re: The look of awesome...
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2012, 03:08:04 PM »

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