SHIT... now what?
What did you do on your last day on earth? I went out got drunk, banged a whore, got more drunk, banged another whore, stumpled off into a field, looked at my watch, saw that the world was about to end and fucked a cow. Just woke up and I'm pissed as hell I'm still here... lol....
Did anybody have any last day rituals lol?
Dang Hugo! You think the world is going to end and your last acts are to "bang a whore" twice, and ..."fuck a cow"?

Hmmmm... I wonder how your wife feels about that? Don't worry, I won't report you to the SPCA, Humane Society or PETA, but it's times like these when I'm reminded of how great it is to be a vegetarian.
If copulation with a cow is your last hurrah, I won't even try to imagine what you might ask for your last meal if you were on condemned on deathrow.
