I thought you said revolvers don't malfunction. Ever. Now, you say they do? Well, which is it?
Also, where did I say my weapons malfunction repeatedly, or always? Why are you making shit up? 
now you're just playing fucking stupid. childish argument. revolvers are the most fool proof firearm there is. but i guess thats what im dealing with. The fuck i gotta lie for? you said 2 of your revolvers malfunctioned. one malfunctioning is rare but can happen if youre an idiot (dont clean it, load it wrong, load wrong calibre, improper handling). since youve had two malfunction you clearly dont know what the fuck your doing. i cant even imagine the statistical odds of that.