What if they were filling your head with useless sports stats, celebrity gossip and flavour of the week fashion, to distract you from discovering the fraud, corruption and theft that actually impacts your life everyday? 
...then we would be douchebag canadians.
As it is, we're Awesome Americans.
So, while you babies are crying about growing wage gaps that aren't growing,
crying about 50 yr old shit
crying cause people don't believe as you do
crying over basically anything
we'll continue innovating, inventing, and further establishing our greatness.
