After 10 months I finally got some from a chick I've been digging

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Step the fuck back you unemployed, fat, anvil-shape headed tar baby.

You run fuck all around here, and your fake stories indicate an affinity for nob gobbling.

You couldn't even keep the shitty casino valet parking job you forgot to tell Getbig about.

lol, where's that "shit just got real" gif when you need it?

[BikiniSlut]

I don't know you who are or who you think you are, but I run shit around here. I demand things, not you.  I'm Wiggs, not you. Remember that.
This is my sandbox and I make the rules. So suck it up or leave.

Oh brother. 

The token black man on the forum has spoken. 

[HockeyFightFan]

lol, where's that "shit just got real" gif when you need it?

Yeah, the overdone sponge cake thinks "Jizz Mopper at the Peep Show" is a career path.

[Wiggs]

Step the fuck back you unemployed, fat, anvil-shape headed tar baby.

You run fuck all around here, and your fake stories indicate an affinity for nob gobbling.

You couldn't even keep the shitty casino valet parking job you forgot to tell Getbig about.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you forget anything else? You WILL respect me. As I stated, MY PLACE, MY RULES Now get the fuck off my board....NOW!
Stay nameless and faceless pussy.

[Wiggs]

Oh brother. 

The token black man on the forum has spoken. 

Shut  up c u nt.

[freespirit]

Wiggs is probably also a 33 degree freemason.

[SF1900]

Wiggs is probably also a 33 degree freemason.

And shape-shifter.

[freespirit]

And shape-shifter.

And a Bilderberg member

[HockeyFightFan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you forget anything else? You WILL respect me. As I stated, MY PLACE, MY RULES Now get the fuck off my board....NOW!
Stay nameless and faceless pussy.

Vince Goodrum is HNIC around here, you're his feminine Mini-Me sidekick.

Listen here Wiggs Klump, I've known you since you were bussing tables at Circus-Circus and trying to convince the European broads you were a playa.

[Griffith]

It was worth the wait.  Unlike my other trysts, I'm not going into great detail because I have a feeling she will be a while a long time and I have strong feelings for her and she does me. We've been enjoying each others company off and on since March. Of course I wanted to crush her but she would not let me. Usually I would have said fuck it and never talked to her again but she didn't totally diss me, I just had to go at her speed and there was something about her that drew me to her other than her vagina, tits, ass and beautiful smile.  I played to her tune and actually enjoyed spending time with her throughout the year doing various things. I'm glad, I waited, it was worth it and as of now, I'm chillin' on fucking any other broads indefinitely. She is quite the whore in bed.  Loud, uninhibited, etc...Do I even need to mention she's white? She's 29. After a rough year of fighting off rogue planets, Annunaki, pole shifts, Giants, and other monsters and catastrophes that dominated my mind, it's good to be back to normal with a good woman. Boy, I can't wait for all the future fucking we're going to do. Toodles.

haha  

Are you saying that at first she rejected you and you somehow managed to reverse the situation.....?

[tu_holmes]

And a Bilderberg member

Illegitimate Rothschild.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Wiggs, if no pics.. at least describe the sex. this is Getbig, brotha..

[Wiggs]

Vince Goodrum is HNIC around here, you're his feminine Mini-Me sidekick.

Listen here Wiggs Klump, I've known you since you were bussing tables at Circus-Circus and trying to convince the European broads you were a playa.

Ok. Are you done? Because you bore me.
Difference between you and I besides me just being a better physical and intellectual specimen is that I put my face and my name behind what I say and you are.....a nameless, faceless no one.

Nothing will change.  I will continue to be Wiggs with all the glory and hate and you will continue to nibble at my heels believing you are getting to me, I will laugh and the world will keep spinning.

So make it easy on yourself and get a headstart on kissing my black ass.

[TrueBB93]

Step the fuck back you unemployed, fat, anvil-shape headed tar baby.

You run fuck all around here, and your fake stories indicate an affinity for nob gobbling.

You couldn't even keep the shitty casino valet parking job you forgot to tell Getbig about.

Oh brother.  

The token black man on the forum has spoken.  

HAHA

[freespirit]

Illegitimate Rothschild.

And a member of the Council of Foreign Relations.

[da_vinci]

She said her last one was a negr0, who waited for 10months just because she was busy fukkin' some fella from the west coast. She was drunk as hell  tho' and doesn't even remember much, aside the fact that said negr0 had quite a small penise and quite a large gut, in comparison (lasted about 2.5mins................. of cuddling.). 

[Wiggs]

haha  

Are you saying that at first she rejected you and you somehow managed to reverse the situation.....?

She rejected my sexual advances under the terms that were offered. I'm not too sure I understand what makes this story unbelievable. I wanted to bang her, she didn't want to just bang. So I started with a movie, then other things and more other things and finally I landed it.  It's unusual for me cause usually, I would just say "fuck it" and quit. Not this one. I'm very proud of myself.

[Wiggs]

Your European passive-aggressiveness is well noted.

[TrueBB93]

Ok. Are you done? Because you bore me.
Difference between you and I besides me just being a better physical and intellectual specimen is that I put my face and my name behind what I say and you are.....a nameless, faceless no one.

Nothing will change.  I will continue to be Wiggs with all the glory and hate and you will continue to nibble at my heals believing you are getting to me, I will laugh and the world will keep spinning.

So make it easy on yourself and get a headstart on kissing my black ass.

[TrueBB93]

She said her last one was a negr0, who waited for 10months just because she was busy fukkin' some fella from the west coast. She was drunk as hell  tho' and doesn't even remember much, aside the fact that said negr0 had quite a small penise and quite a large gut, in comparison (lasted about 2.5mins................. of cuddling.).  

HAHA! i wonder who the other guy from the west coast was?

[HockeyFightFan]

Ok. Are you done? Because you bore me.
Difference between you and I besides me just being a better physical and intellectual specimen is that I put my face and my name behind what I say and you are.....a nameless, faceless no one.

Nothing will change.  I will continue to be Wiggs with all the glory and hate and you will continue to nibble at my heals believing you are getting to me, I will laugh and the world will keep spinning.

So make it easy on yourself and get a headstart on kissing my black ass.

Why are you denying the man trysts?

You know you spend most of your time "Hanes grazing" for dick, so why not just admit you're broke and a bone smuggler? Tossing out empty threats doesn't have much of an effect when you look like pre-lap band Al Roker.

[SF1900]

And a member of the Council of Foreign Relations.

He is president of Skull and Bones.

[Griffith]

She rejected my sexual advances under the terms that were offered. I'm not too sure I understand what makes this story unbelievable. I wanted to bang her, she didn't want to just bang. So I started with a movie, then other things and more other things and finally I landed it.  It's unusual for me cause usually, I would just say "fuck it" and quit. Not this one. I'm very proud of myself.

How long were you hanging in 'friend mode' before you made the move....?

Edit: Nevermind, I see the answer in the title to the thread!

(Similar situation for me...)

[Wiggs]

Why are you denying the man trysts?

You know you spend most of your time "Hanes grazing" for dick, so why not just admit you're broke and a bone smuggler? Tossing out empty threats doesn't have much of an effect when you look like pre-lap band Al Roker.

Just as I thought...You are dismissed.

[da_vinci]

HAHA! i wonder who the other guy from the west coast was?

I think it was someone with a "fur over his upper body", a chimp-like just white (and a huge noggin).. Oh, and a degree in the Aspergers Academy if I'm not mistaken...
 She's a weird chick, honestly I wouldn't have even done that if it's not for her purse I snatched right after she passed out on the bed in a cheap hotel we rented.