After 10 months I finally got some from a chick I've been digging

[HockeyFightFan]

Just as I thought...You are dismissed.

Every chocolate bar has a name that can be used as a euphemism for gay sex, including you.

[HockeyFightFan]

She said her last one was a negr0, who waited for 10months just because she was busy fukkin' some fella from the west coast. She was drunk as hell  tho' and doesn't even remember much, aside the fact that said negr0 had quite a small penise and quite a large gut, in comparison (lasted about 2.5mins................. of cuddling.). 

Now this story seems believable.

[tu_holmes]

He is president of Skull and Bones.

Vice President of the Rosicrucians.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

wiggs deserves props for turning shamelesness and having nothing left to lose into making himself someone people actually respond to on getbig.

most anvil-headed welfare cases do not have his brazenness.

[SF1900]

Vice President of the Rosicrucians.

Past President of The Knights Templar.

[HockeyFightFan]

Just as I thought...You are dismissed.

Milton, the photo in the men's bathroom wasn't an accident on your Meet Me profile.

http://www.meetme.com/member/39714918

That's a long way from North Las Vegas High and your 42-inch waist.

[Meso_z]

It was worth the wait.  Unlike my other trysts, I'm not going into great detail because I have a feeling she will be a while a long time and I have strong feelings for her and she does me. We've been enjoying each others company off and on since March. Of course I wanted to crush her but she would not let me. Usually I would have said fuck it and never talked to her again but she didn't totally diss me, I just had to go at her speed and there was something about her that drew me to her other than her vagina, tits, ass and beautiful smile.  I played to her tune and actually enjoyed spending time with her throughout the year doing various things. I'm glad, I waited, it was worth it and as of now, I'm chillin' on fucking any other broads indefinitely. She is quite the whore in bed.  Loud, uninhibited, etc...Do I even need to mention she's white? She's 29. After a rough year of fighting off rogue planets, Annunaki, pole shifts, Giants, and other monsters and catastrophes that dominated my mind, it's good to be back to normal with a good woman. Boy, I can't wait for all the future fucking we're going to do. Toodles.

those 10 months you had been 'enjoying each others company' someone else was 'enjoying' her warm pussy and tight anus.sad but true

[Griffith]

....

[Natural Man]

Step the fuck back you unemployed, fat, anvil-shape headed tar baby.

You run fuck all around here, and your fake stories indicate an affinity for nob gobbling.

You couldn't even keep the shitty casino valet parking job you forgot to tell Getbig about.

Holy shit. Obviously wiggs has no real friends to tell about his uninteresting life, so he feels the need to do it on getbig with his virtual friends.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

you guys are too mean to poor wiggs.  dude's head belongs on easter island and he can't keep a job to save his life...

[Palpatine Q]

you guys are too mean to poor wiggs.  dude's head belongs on easter island and he can't keep a job to save his life...

LMFAO for real

[Mitch]

- Which cemetery did you dig her up from?

- The one I will bury your mother in.

Epic western quote in random thread and no one cares 

[da_vinci]

Was it really worth it?

The purse contained 350bucks and a cell phone................... ...... Deff. worth the hassle, would hit again.

[Griffith]

those 10 months you had been 'enjoying each others company' someone else was 'enjoying' her warm pussy and tight anus.sad but true

Yes, but he got there in the end.

[tu_holmes]

Yes, but he got there in the end.

Sometimes it's not about destination, but the trip.

And sometimes it's the trip AND the destination.

[Griffith]

Sometimes it's not about destination, but the trip.

And sometimes it's the trip AND the destination.

Good point.

The problem comes in when it's that one woman who's stuck in your mind the whole time....and really hard to get.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Good point.

The problem comes in when it's that one woman who's stuck in your mind the whole time....and really hard to get.

if you're under the age of 25, this kind of attitude is excusable (but you're establishing bad precedent for your future).  If you're over 25, get real, there's millions of fuckable women out there. move on.

[tu_holmes]

Good point.

The problem comes in when it's that one woman who's stuck in your mind the whole time....and really hard to get.

Hey... You know... We all think we're hard as hell, but sometimes, we just meet someone who makes us rethink everything we thought we believed about our own hearts.

This shit just happens and you certainly don't expect it or plan for it.

[HockeyFightFan]

Sometimes it's not about destination, but the trip.

And sometimes it's the trip AND the destination.

In the immortal words of Motörhead:

"The chase is better than the catch"

[B_B_C]

Holy shit. Obviously I has no real friends to tell about my uninteresting life, so I feels the need to tell everybody else what to do even my virtual friends.

the distress continues

[tu_holmes]

In the immortal words of Motörhead:

"The chase is better than the catch"

Lotta Truth from Lemmy

[BikiniSlut]

Wiggs "I'm the shit around here" attitude is fucking hilarious.

Wiggs.....do not forget you're nothing but a black.

[TrueBB93]

Wiggs "I'm the shit around here" attitude is fucking hilarious.

Wiggs.....do not forget you're nothing but a guy.

excuse him, some people only feel important on GETBIG. the real world is too tough for them. so instead of getting real things done, they rather "run shit on getbig".

[ukjeff]

it took him 10 months to woo her break her spirit so far down she is fucking him for a quiet life.

[Natural Man]

Hey... You know... We all think we're hard as hell, but sometimes, we just meet someone who makes us rethink everything we thought we believed about our own hearts.

This shit just happens and you certainly don't expect it or plan for it.

has nothing to do with "heart"... let's just say that once you re experienced, financially stable, you dont see things the same way you did when you were young, unexperienced and poor...