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Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« on: December 25, 2012, 01:17:30 AM »
Let's face it, this is a rough place. Exporting getbigger humor to other fora results in instabans; to real life, punches to the head.

So here's a thread in appreciation of the women who weather the daily flux of abuse getbig sometimes represents -- and they get a lot more of it than the rest of us. Your presence makes this a far more interesting place. Here are a few I can vouch for personally since joining earlier this year.

booty

This lady receives more abuse than anybody, taking it in stride all the while. Besides gracefully serving as grist for the scatological humor mill, she's a blonde with big, pretty boobies and an Aussie accent to die for. What more could one want?

Butterbean

She has a sharp mind, able to discuss with competence issues of philosophy and, in particular, religion. This paired with official MILF status and a good sense of humor makes Butterbean the total package.

Alti Bautista

Besides having the most balanced physique -- Alti throws kegels into her workouts to ensure veal cutlet development is on par -- Alti helped this section live up to its name, spilling the nitty gritty details on Ronnie's 38 kids and his rather underwhelming competence hoisting the "Anaconda."

Lobstah

Despite having Wolf Calf Syndrome (a rare genetic disorder), this ebony goddess maintains a positive attitude and has some of the hardest abs on the board (rivaling her future ex-husbands', thugaleniko).

Honorary Mention: E-Kul

Winner of the 'Fattest Pussy of Getbig, 2012' award (narrowly beating out che's wife), this lady has honorary degrees in law, political science, philosophy, and, now that I think about it, every other substantive inquiry into the nature of reality that has hitherto hardened into an academic discipline. At first blush a loopy k.unt that melts down repeatedly and randomly, this dame's analytical ability and raw intellect will only grow on you in time.

Kudos to the whole lot of you

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 01:18:02 AM »
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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 01:20:32 AM »
Thread saved!

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 01:24:44 AM »
Spicy Sushi

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2012, 01:25:45 AM »
Forgot Amy?

Amy came and Amy went :D

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2012, 02:35:04 AM »
Forgot Amy?

Amy came and Amy went :D

Flower power

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2012, 03:03:18 AM »
never heard of these women

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2012, 03:03:33 AM »
Lori Steele:

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 03:17:01 AM »
Insomnia

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2012, 03:18:06 AM »
muscles are not for women

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2012, 03:23:35 AM »

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2012, 03:51:54 AM »
muscles are not for women

Bodybuilding is for MEN

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2012, 05:24:54 AM »
Bodybuilding is for MEN

According to BayGBM, to please the eye of other men.  :)

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2012, 05:33:38 AM »
a good bber is a dead one.

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2012, 06:10:26 AM »
Insomnia is the best

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2012, 06:12:33 AM »

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2012, 06:32:04 AM »
Got to say Lori and Karen (Booty) are very nice women..donīt want to sound like a fuckin pussy but they really are. When you write to them per pm or email they always are very nice. They understand my panty fetish..nice.. ;D

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2012, 06:34:20 AM »
...and i do not think that Karen (booty) really deserves to be constantly "stalked" on here even on a training thread.. fucking sad. The joke is over.. ::)

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2012, 06:46:27 AM »
very good write up.

i never heard of butterbean, and had no idea ekul was a woman.

bikinislut was forgotten, i think she deserves mention, while that amlickson-piana girl was here for just couple days.



ekul's profile says male  ???

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2012, 06:49:05 AM »
Got to say Lori and Karen (Booty) are very nice women..donīt want to sound like a fuckin pussy but they really are. When you write to them per pm or email they always are very nice. They understand my panty fetish..nice.. ;D

Yes, women can be quite understanding.

If you had mailed Chaos, Big Ron or SquadFather about your pantyfetish i'm not so sure they would have been as understanding.

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2012, 07:01:08 AM »
Yes, women can be quite understanding.

If you had mailed Chaos, Big Ron or SquadFather about your pantyfetish i'm not so sure they would have been as understanding.

well i think i am as manly as they come..still i like a woman to be sexy and my thing is panties and underwear..like to feel them against my dick when i fuck.

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2012, 07:03:07 AM »
well i think i am as manly as they come..still i like a woman to be sexy and my thing is panties and underwear..like to feel them against my dick when i fuck.

I see, i thought you liked to wear them.

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2012, 07:09:06 AM »
Let's face it, this is a rough place. Exporting getbigger humor to other fora results in instabans; to real life, punches to the head.

So here's a thread in appreciation of the women who weather the daily flux of abuse getbig sometimes represents -- and they get a lot more of it than the rest of us. Your presence makes this a far more interesting place. Here are a few I can vouch for personally since joining earlier this year.

booty

This lady receives more abuse than anybody, taking it in stride all the while. Besides gracefully serving as grist for the scatological humor mill, she's a blonde with big, pretty boobies and an Aussie accent to die for. What more could one want?

Butterbean

She has a sharp mind, able to discuss with competence issues of philosophy and, in particular, religion. This paired with official MILF status and a good sense of humor makes Butterbean the total package.

Alti Bautista

Besides having the most balanced physique -- Alti throws kegels into her workouts to ensure veal cutlet development is on par -- Alti helped this section live up to its name, spilling the nitty gritty details on Ronnie's 38 kids and his rather underwhelming competence hoisting the "Anaconda."

Lobstah

Despite having Wolf Calf Syndrome (a rare genetic disorder), this ebony goddess maintains a positive attitude and has some of the hardest abs on the board (rivaling her future ex-husbands', thugaleniko).

Honorary Mention: E-Kul

Winner of the 'Fattest Pussy of Getbig, 2012' award (narrowly beating out che's wife), this lady has honorary degrees in law, political science, philosophy, and, now that I think about it, every other substantive inquiry into the nature of reality that has hitherto hardened into an academic discipline. At first blush a loopy k.unt that melts down repeatedly and randomly, this dame's analytical ability and raw intellect will only grow on you in time.

Kudos to the whole lot of you
;DLobstah Galeniko's future ex husband lmao

You forgot bikinislut bro.

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2012, 07:11:50 AM »
I see, i thought you liked to wear them.
NO:::HELL NO  ;D

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Re: Getbig of Women Appreciation Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2012, 07:19:35 AM »
ekul's profile says male  ???
What he did there: you missed it.