I'll go with boss of Poo & Goo (P&G for you non-CPG guys) for the win.
Stock always does well enough year in and year out, their forecasting is very accurate to sales (particularly with the acquisition of Gillette and their battery lines) which makes Wall Street analysts happy (no surprise = stock rise). And their diversity amongst various product/brand offerings helps them weather the storm of declining product lifecycles, whilst giving them tremendous muscle in the media buying realm to buy TV and print advertising cheaply and efficiently to keep their brands top of mind.
Therefore, her stock options will afford me at least 1g of Masterona/week and 1g of trenbolona/week and all the GH and IGF-1 I need to be my best. I know she'll want me large and in-charge for the corporate christmas (nix that...holiday...must learn to be PC now that I'm kept by a CEO of int'l fame) party.
