Author Topic: WYHI - I do every day (Read 21009 times)

lovemonkey · « **Reply #150 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:05:38 AM »

You guys better be referring to imperial units here

deceiver · « **Reply #151 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:09:23 AM »

18cm is huge, most of you are below 15cm.

I'm sorry but gauss curve doesnt lie.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #152 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:12:47 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 05:11:24 AM

18cm divided by 2.54 is inches

My schlong is 19 inches long

PM me and I'll send you a picture, for purely scientific reasons of course

dj181 · « **Reply #153 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:13:22 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 05:03:10 AM

hm, 18cm, beating that?

its relative, it depends how thick one is.

its about a thick 18er, mine.

besides, chicks dont care for size, 18 is good enough, but if thats all you got, that isnt worth shit.

your build gives away you got a thin cock, and i doubt you know what women want, you came around some polish street hookers and innocent rural girls who never seen a western city.

while ive had the absolute biggest whores so coked up they didnt know their names anymore, and i dont know if you have any idea what that means, what kind of crazy stuff theyre into.

the comment "can you beat 18cm" is testimony of your lack of experince

damn dude! your narcissism is really shining through lol

deceiver · « **Reply #154 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:21:37 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 05:19:31 AM

maybe ill take it out from there and put it on her face and then take a pic

rofl

pedro01 · « **Reply #155 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:27:24 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 01:59:17 AM

if youre not a flaming homosexual, you look forward to sex every time.

There is a difference between looking forward to sex and stopping half way to tweet about it, sugarbuns.

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 01:59:17 AM

man, im not talking about just some sex, were talking 8hrs straight sex

Quite the swordsman aren't you?

To be honest, I have been where you are right now. In a relationship where the sex was so good that it was the driving force of our lives for a while. Where you walk to a restaurant and have a fumble on the way, get blown in an alleyway, finger her sitting next to you on a train, go on a romantic walk in the woods and fuck all ways in the great outdoors. Where you come home from work at lunchtime to fuck her on the balcony of your condo. etc. etc. etc.

I remember how exciting it was for us both, how we'd all tell all our friends and those friends would either think us freaks or roll their eyes up because they'd been there before and managed not to tell everyone.

I'd like to thank you for bringing those memories back to me. I really wish I could be 17 again.

pedro01 · « **Reply #156 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:31:52 AM »

Quote from: Mensa Bob on December 30, 2012, 03:54:45 AM

you can take viagra and cialis even if you dont have problems with getting i erection, see it like a thing to spice up your sexlife, like if you are going to have a sexmarathon or want to hatefuck a chick etc. its gets bigger and stonehard.

I am aware of this.

I have taken it recreationally myself but not for quite a few years.

One thing I have never done is taken it " to ensure everything".

Ain't nothing to ensure. I don't suffer from performance anxiety.

pedro01 · « **Reply #157 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:40:40 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 04:21:58 AM

yet he spouts shit about my lack a of sexual maturness, a guy who "breaked in" new whores into the business

brutal delusions

the funniest amateurs are the ones who dont realize they are.

and yeah ofc cialis is for the extra spice ,dont mean one is impotent

lol @ amateur...

I'm not the one bragging because I'm getting sum.

If you want to claim I'm sexually immature, that's OK with me. I don't really care. It's not me trying to portray myself as some championship swordsman on an internet forum.

I have been living in the sex tourism capital of the world since I was 27 and I'm 42 now. So you fucked a nice looking woman. why the fuck would you brag about that? You been fucking too many ugly ones?

If you want to make claims about me, then I'd lean more towards "completely jaded" than "sexually immature".

pedro01 · « **Reply #158 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:41:42 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 04:10:19 AM

pero thinks such women are fullfilled with 5 minutes of sex every forthnight or so

Look - the only reason you are fucking her on a daily basis is because this is new pussy.

Stay with her for 3 years, she'll be lucky if you give her once a month.

deceiver · « **Reply #159 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:44:52 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 05:41:42 AM

Look - the only reason you are fucking her on a daily basis is because this is new pussy.

Stay with her for 3 years, she'll be lucky if you give her once a month.

one chick for 3 years? gosh, why on earth would he torture himself like that?

dj181 · « **Reply #160 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:46:52 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 05:41:42 AM

Look - the only reason you are fucking her on a daily basis is because this is new pussy.

Stay with her for 3 years, she'll be lucky if you give her once a month.

shhhh!

we don't need to hear the truth here

pedro01 · « **Reply #161 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:47:12 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 05:41:57 AM

the galeniko special full face dirty sanchez

nah pedro,i got no nerves for you man, i neednt explain myself, women in town call me the marathon man

Well - I'm very happy for you.

What do the girls who don't experience the Cialis enhanced galeniko call you? Mr Floppy?

BTW - all my posts here are meant as light hearted banter. It's not serious, so don't take it as an insult on your flagging manhood or anything.

pedro01 · « **Reply #162 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:48:46 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on December 30, 2012, 05:44:52 AM

one chick for 3 years? gosh, why on earth would he torture himself like that?

Every man is capable of emerging from the shallows given the right woman.

deceiver · « **Reply #163 on:** December 30, 2012, 05:50:39 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 05:48:46 AM

Every man is capable of emerging from the shallows given the right woman.

There's no right woman, there's no right man. everyone is fucked up, one way or another. Sooner or later you'll find out. better sooner than after 10 years, living for 8 years in grand delusion of "having a great family" with kids and other money-suckers while you literally kill yourself at work.

I am yet to know one family with kids of age 20 or above that is NOT dysfunctional. I thought I knew one until I got to know the girl. I have no clue what was going on there and honestly I do not want to know but the very thought of what she was talking about when she got drunk gives me creeps.

From my experience, if it looks fucked from the first glance then maybe there's hope. When it looks perfect then when you keep diggin you'll dig up rotten dead bodies.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #164 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:01:21 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on December 30, 2012, 05:50:39 AM

There's no right woman, there's no right man. everyone is fucked up, one way or another. Sooner or later you'll find out. better sooner than after 10 years, living for 8 years in grand delusion of "having a great family" with kids and other money-suckers while you literally kill yourself at work.

I am yet to know one family with kids of age 20 or above that is NOT dysfunctional. I thought I knew one until I got to know the girl. I have no clue what was going on there and honestly I do not want to know but the very thought of what she was talking about when she got drunk gives me creeps.

From my experience, if it looks fucked from the first glance then maybe there's hope. When it looks perfect then when you keep diggin you'll dig up rotten dead bodies.

Keep some youthful optimism, d. It plays better and you'll have more fun. I'm considering taking out a subscription myself. Bitterness is for old men.

deceiver · « **Reply #165 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:03:15 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 30, 2012, 06:01:21 AM

Keep some youthful optimism, d. It plays better and you'll have more fun. I'm considering taking out a subscription myself. Bitterness is for old men.

I'm too smart to be optimistic.

pedro01 · « **Reply #166 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:04:41 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on December 30, 2012, 05:50:39 AM

There's no right woman, there's no right man. everyone is fucked up, one way or another. Sooner or later you'll find out. better sooner than after 10 years, living for 8 years in grand delusion of "having a great family" with kids and other money-suckers while you literally kill yourself at work.

I am yet to know one family with kids of age 20 or above that is NOT dysfunctional. I thought I knew one until I got to know the girl. I have no clue what was going on there and honestly I do not want to know but the very thought of what she was talking about when she got drunk gives me creeps.

From my experience, if it looks fucked from the first glance then maybe there's hope. When it looks perfect then when you keep diggin you'll dig up rotten dead bodies.

You are 23 years old. You must consider the fact that you might not yet know everything.

deceiver · « **Reply #167 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:09:41 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 06:04:41 AM

You are 23 years old. You must consider the fact that you might not yet know everything.

And you must consider the fact that maybe I'm ten times as smart as you. No offence intended.

pedro01 · « **Reply #168 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:16:53 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on December 30, 2012, 06:09:41 AM

And you must consider the fact that maybe I'm ten times as smart as you. No offence intended.

At 23 years old, I'll give you that.

But if you want to PM me and ask me how I make a living, I think you might end up reconsidering (in private, of course)

Still - there's a job for you in it if you are smart enough.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #169 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:17:25 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on December 30, 2012, 06:03:15 AM

I'm too smart to be optimistic.

Clever and miserable then.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #170 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:19:53 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 06:16:53 AM

At 23 years old, I'll give you that.

But if you want to PM me and ask me how I make a living, I think you might end up reconsidering (in private, of course)

Still - there's a job for you in it if you are smart enough.

Does this smartness involve packing one's anus to capacity with illicit drugs?

pedro01 · « **Reply #171 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 30, 2012, 06:19:53 AM

Does this smartness involve packing one's anus to capacity with illicit drugs?

No - but I know people that are looking for that skillset if you are qualified.

dj181 · « **Reply #172 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:28:03 AM »

it's about give and take right?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #173 on:** December 30, 2012, 06:31:03 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on December 30, 2012, 06:26:31 AM

No - but I know people that are looking for that skillset if you are qualified.

"Your honor, my ass don't like the drugs. But the drugs like my ass." Worked for Schapelle Corby.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #174 on:** December 30, 2012, 07:05:15 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on December 30, 2012, 06:37:32 AM

without optimism, life isnt worth living, i mean whatfor

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