Home defense without a gun. What would you do?

[Neptune100]

I'd throw some Pancrase slaps at these fools.

 

[Roger Bacon]

my fav:

6-iron, wrapped with black electrical tape (to mask it in the dark)

light and lethal

lol

[Slik]

I weld. I've srsly been considering welding a big medieval type cool looking thing on my bedroom door the you would have to pound away at the door for a long time t open it. That would give me time to call the cops. But I've slept with 2 things by my pillow for years. Aluminum baseball bat and a very sharp samurai sword.

Remember if they're breaking in at night hey know they may have to kill you. Be prepared

[garebear]

We do have have two shotguns in our bedroom and I have my .40, wife has her 38 but, since we're not talking about guns..... I have a bayonet and a bowie knife mounted behind the speaker on my side of the bed. out of sight even to visitors but quick access for me in the middle of the night. Wife likes her kitchen knife.

sounds like you're under siege

[BIG ACH]

Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.

That'll soothe the savage beast!



Oooooooooooooooh - bad!

[Roger Bacon]

Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.

That'll soothe the savage beast!



Oooooooooooooooh - bad!

hahahahaahhahahahahahaha h!!! 

Thanks, I needed that!

[Kwon_2]

I would just throw my 9mm bullets at them. That should stop them.

KFC and Watermelon thrown at said assailants would have prevented this.

[tommywishbone]

Have this guy in your house at all times.

[CARTEL]

Have this guy in your house at all times.

Is that Tony Manero?

Wasn't he in the Broadway hit "Satans Alley"?

[Skeletor]

[gym**rat]

KFC and Watermelon thrown at said assailants would have prevented this.

Why didn't I think about that? If KFC is not readily available, would a BBQ'd pork hop work?

[kh300]

 

[Coach is Back!]

Then they'll want to ban that, and knives and everything else mentioned in this thread.

[kh300]

Then they'll want to ban that, and knives and everything else mentioned in this thread.

Honestly I don't think they're gonna get to far banning anything. At least not in my lifetime. #1 there are way too many gun owners, most people are pro gun. They will not get reelected doing such foolish things. #2 the government doesn't take away what makes them money. Firearms and hunting puts so much money into the economy, if they started banning guns,bows, and crossbows the economy will crumble overnight.

They don't give a fuck who dies, as long as they can make money. Just think, why are we allowed to smoke and drink. It kills motherfuckers all day long. Because they make money off it. Why are we allowed to buy motorcycles capable of 190mph off the showroom floor? Because it makes them money. The only things they make illegal are things they haven't figured out how to make money off it. They're only legalizing weed so they can tax it.

[Soul Crusher]

I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.

Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.

Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?

I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.

Thoughts?

big dog is the best option. 

[kh300]

BTW in England you can only ride a bike up to 125 cc's for 2 years due to so many guys started out on high powered bikes and dying. The Motorcycle safety foundation here in the US wanted to pass a similar law. It was shut down automatically. It would save so many lives doing so, but the government makes too much money off the sales of motorcycles they wanted no part in it. Firearms are no different.

[jwb]

People aren't breaking into houses with people inside unless those people have something to answer for.

[Soul Crusher]

Present them with a platter of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.

That'll soothe the savage beast!



Oooooooooooooooh - bad!

ach - you are now a full American.   I consider you my fellow brother.   congrats bro!   

[Radical Plato]

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[MikMaq]

A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.

hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.

Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.

[Coach is Back!]

A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.

hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.

Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.

Why would a burglar want to invade a poor neighborhood? Might want.to.think.that through.

[CARTEL]

A bunch of beta males in this thread, your odds of being hurt in a home invasion is pretty fucking low, unless you live in some form of ghetto.

hwhat a pathetic shit hole america is.

Anyhows, ignore this post, because I'm sure in a week some dumbass is gonna claim that being american is great, because some guy they can only worship on the sidelines is gonna be mega rich.

This guy was as Alpha as it gets. And he was shot and killed in a home invasion.

[JBGRAY]

Well....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lb92tL6R4A/youtube]

[Meso_z]

I would just 'peel' in front of the intruders.

[Henda]

I live in a shithole, cant remember there ever being a burgalry on this street.
If there was someone in the house I would probably choose a mash hammer, house too small to swing a baseball bat without damaging furniture.