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Author Topic: Top 8.3 reasons people LOVE Planet Fitness!  (Read 2135 times)
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« on: December 28, 2012, 09:47:38 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFe7aWN19Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFe7aWN19Y</a>
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2012, 10:25:13 PM »

Planet fitness will lead the way this january in new membership sales, with $9.99/month, what kind of F.agg would resist this deal... Wink
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 04:52:10 AM »

With a few exceptions, most of the people in this film look like they probably smell.

Smell of beta, fat, old, queer and softness is in the air at that gym.

The colored obese cleaner probably smells too.

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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 06:47:15 AM »

Fitness doesn't have to be this serious "Oh man, I am going to the gym and I am going to have to work out". - Fatty Brad Lonas Regional Manager
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 06:50:01 AM »

Fitness doesn't have to be this serious "Oh man, I am going to the gym and I am going to have to work out". - Fatty Brad Lonas Regional Manager
If I joined Planet Fatness , I would lay on the bench, listen to tunes and order a pizza on my cell phone.
That would be fun Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 07:05:49 AM »

I was thrown out of two ofthem so far. 

Hate that fucking company.   They took over golds gym in my area and bounced most of us out.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 07:19:54 AM »

If I joined Planet Fatness , I would lay on the bench, listen to tunes and order a pizza on my cell phone.
That would be fun Grin
why order pizza when they have "pizza night"?
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 07:44:16 AM »

Honestly, I don't get it.

I pay 25$ for my gym membership per month. It's dirty, hardcore, oldschool gym in Cracow, prolly last one in whole city. Gym is basicly falling apart, equipment is older than me and they haven't bought anything new since Borys Jelcyn's election. Sometimes you have to wait for equipment... It's one of the cheapest if not THE cheapest gym in Cracow. For more "exclusive" gym you have to pay like 60-70$ per month.

So planet fitness is in USA, where everything is more expensive, especially buildings and so on. You pay 10$ per month for huge gym which is clean, they give you ton of shit for free and you can sign out whenever you want.

Please tell me how exactly do they fucking prosper. How is that possible?
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2012, 08:28:07 AM »

Honestly, I don't get it.

Please tell me how exactly do they fucking prosper. How is that possible?

 100 people join per month at $25 each , 10 show up to eat cheap pizza and only 2 people actually touch the equipment.

 I`m pretty lucky here, we have access to two well equipped gyms for $5 per visit.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2012, 08:49:50 AM »

Black Card, lmao!!!   6:34
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2012, 08:54:02 AM »

Black Card, lmao!!!   6:34

Can they bring a black friend for free?
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2012, 10:38:29 AM »

8.3--isn't that the average IQ of one of their members?

Anyway, my gym is a large warehouse where you can squat and grunt to your heart's content. MD even listed us and another gym in Massachusetts as a hardcore gym.
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2012, 11:39:56 AM »

Is it true the dumbbells only go up to 70 lbs.?  I also heard they have their leg press machine custom made with the plate holding bars shortened so you can't put a lot of plates on the machine.
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2012, 12:11:10 PM »

They are a complete joke and hypocrites. How can you have a "Lunker Alarm" and a No Judgement Zone in the same place? We have several of those shit holes here in Indy.
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2012, 12:13:42 PM »

this looks like a normal gym to me

the whole "judgement free zone" thing is a gimmick
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 12:39:58 PM »

Awesome place to pick up bitches.  Maybe all the free pizza and tootsie rolls will help keep the fat on and make the suckers keep coming back.
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 01:04:38 PM »

so it's a "judgement free" zone that uses pubic humiliation to weed out it's membership...
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2012, 01:06:22 PM »

how much do you think the "general manager" earns a month?

i wonder about such things


job seems super easy
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2012, 01:13:02 PM »

I don't get the Pizza thing? Huh

Pizza at a disgusting, sweat stained gym?

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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2012, 01:17:51 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFe7aWN19Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFe7aWN19Y</a>
that guy looks like jim carey in dumb dumber
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« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2012, 01:45:12 PM »

that guy looks like jim carey in dumb dumber

the kunts got a face you wouldn't tire of slapping.
probably fucks the hefty dark skinned cleaner resulting in a horrific trouser region odour.
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« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2012, 01:51:07 PM »



Haha.

Crazy old Larry Gooseman!
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« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2012, 01:57:46 PM »

I was thrown out of two ofthem so far. 

Hate that fucking company.   They took over golds gym in my area and bounced most of us out.
i thought they only took over world's gyms?Huh? Huh Huh Huh, seems like an old school model,  sell tons of cheap memberships and hope the buyer never comes in ,until he gets his renewal letter.
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« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2012, 02:01:54 PM »

I don't get the Pizza thing? Huh

Pizza at a disgusting, sweat stained gym?


a reward for coming to the gym and losing weight.
Kinda like how How a lot of Weight Watchers are near dunkin donuts or a fast food place.
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