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Re: Steven Seagal really is an impressive Martial Artist. Videos
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 01:48:23 PM »

This is what happens when they fight someone who doesnt play the game.

lol

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« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 02:32:51 PM »

This is what happens when they fight someone who doesnt play the game.

LOL...I wonder if the guy got his money...By looking at the video, I would put my money on a 16 year old high school kid who can wrestle and was taught how to punch for one day over that old delusional guy.

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« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 03:36:20 PM »
Squint Ringo in the flesh.

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« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2012, 04:49:10 PM »

This is what happens when they fight someone who doesnt play the game.

Haha ,gold.

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« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2012, 07:39:39 PM »


It's like a mixture of schmoeism on the parts of the little Japanese dudes, and WWE.

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« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2012, 07:52:16 PM »
Steven Seagal is a lying Narcissist, the guy has mistaken his movies for real life, he wouldn't last five seconds in the octagon.  Randy Couture laughed at Steven Seagall and said he would come out of retirement ONLY to fight Steven Seagal.  Steven, being the delusional douchebag he is, took the Randy Couture joke seriously and suggested they have a fight to the death but with no spectators and no witnesses (What a fucken loser).  Serious Martial artists who can actually fight and who ACTUALLY compete, laugh hard at Steven Seagal and think he is a delusional douchebag.  Seagal would NEVER compete because he would get his arse kicked, all those Bullshit Aikido demonstrations he does are pre rehearsed demonstrations, they only work when the attacker agrees to behave in a certain way, you may as well ask someone to lay down and then you stomp on their face and claim that you beat them up fair and square.  On a movie set in the early 2000's an old man by the name of Gene Lebell Choked Seagal out and Steven actually SHIT his pants after he lost consciousness. Even though there were witnesses,  Seagal denies the story (wouldn't you after you just finished bragging you couldn't be choked out and moments later you were choked out and then shit your pants).  Bas Rutten was shocked when Seagal claimed to have taught Anderson Silva the front kick to the face that he used on Vitor Belfort.   BAS RUTTEN claimed he would easily defeat Seagal, he suggested he would slap him around, pull his ponytail and a few headbutts here and there and that would be it.  Seagal is a JOKE!







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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2012, 08:05:25 PM »
I saw a dude get choked out and he shit and pissed him self. He had blood coming out of his ear as well. When he came to, he didn't remember anything and ran off. New kids first day in high school gym class. Sucked for him.

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« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2012, 09:28:30 PM »
  He does NOT even do the leg submissions correctly. Why even show how wrong you do them?

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« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2012, 03:18:35 AM »
Seagal was one of my movie heros in my teens.. ;D and gb has debunked him. ;D

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« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2012, 04:58:34 AM »
one time a group of cocky jerk offs thought they could act all threatening and tough to me and two friends, because we were only 3 and my friends were short

their leader was mouthing off against my friend

i snuch behind him and choked him out

it was so easy i still feel guilty about it

later we settled it tho and the peace was restored

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« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2012, 10:48:26 AM »

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« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2012, 10:52:22 AM »
Steven Seagal is a lying Narcissist, the guy has mistaken his movies for real life, he wouldn't last five seconds in the octagon.  Randy Couture laughed at Steven Seagall and said he would come out of retirement ONLY to fight Steven Seagal.  Steven, being the delusional douchebag he is, took the Randy Couture joke seriously and suggested they have a fight to the death but with no spectators and no witnesses (What a fucken loser).  Serious Martial artists who can actually fight and who ACTUALLY compete, laugh hard at Steven Seagal and think he is a delusional douchebag.  Seagal would NEVER compete because he would get his arse kicked, all those Bullshit Aikido demonstrations he does are pre rehearsed demonstrations, they only work when the attacker agrees to behave in a certain way, you may as well ask someone to lay down and then you stomp on their face and claim that you beat them up fair and square.  On a movie set in the early 2000's an old man by the name of Gene Lebell Choked Seagal out and Steven actually SHIT his pants after he lost consciousness. Even though there were witnesses,  Seagal denies the story (wouldn't you after you just finished bragging you couldn't be choked out and moments later you were choked out and then shit your pants).  Bas Rutten was shocked when Seagal claimed to have taught Anderson Silva the front kick to the face that he used on Vitor Belfort.   BAS RUTTEN claimed he would easily defeat Seagal, he suggested he would slap him around, pull his ponytail and a few headbutts here and there and that would be it.  Seagal is a JOKE!






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Re: Steven Seagal really is an impressive Martial Artist. Videos
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2012, 01:19:50 PM »
each one of seagals puppets runs in and offers a slow jab/punch each and everytime and then flips themselves over in over dramatic fashion, totally pathetic.
Witnesses including sly stallone say seagal wanted nothing of van damme when he offered to fight him there and then at slys house. Seagal is very disrespectful of van damme who has a pretty solid fight record, has seagal ever fought in competition?

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« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2012, 01:25:12 PM »
Seagal seems to exists in his own realm of "Bullshitkido", which is an offshoot of
Nonesuchkido and make-up-fu.

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« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2012, 01:35:39 PM »
Seagal seems to exists in his own realm of "Bullshitkido", which is an offshoot
Nonesuchkido and make-up-fu.

guys like him are common

delusional air punchers who dress up in ninja clothes

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« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2012, 01:55:38 PM »
Scott "Yuri Boyka" Adkins and Van Damme

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« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2012, 02:06:33 PM »
guys like him are common

delusional air punchers who dress up in ninja clothes

Those of his ilk are what I like to call mini-mall martial artists.   They sell this kind of crap to all the young kids and naive man children who want to be superheroes.  I must admit as a kid I fell for it. Hell, my generation was sold this junk the hardest.
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« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2012, 02:13:29 PM »
Those of his ilk are what I like to call mini-mall martial artists.   They sell this kind of crap to all the young kids and naive man children who want to be superheroes.  I must admit as a kid I fell for it. Hell, my generation was sold this junk the hardest.
i fell for it too

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« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2012, 02:43:27 PM »
each one of seagals puppets runs in and offers a slow jab/punch each and everytime and then flips themselves over in over dramatic fashion, totally pathetic.
Witnesses including sly stallone say seagal wanted nothing of van damme when he offered to fight him there and then at slys house. Seagal is very disrespectful of van damme who has a pretty solid fight record, has seagal ever fought in competition?

I recall a story of Van Damme getting knocked on his ass by a guy named Chuck Zito.

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« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2012, 02:45:55 PM »

This is what happens when they fight someone who doesnt play the game.

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« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2012, 03:07:48 PM »
  Gene actually made Steven piss and shit

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« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2013, 07:31:27 AM »
HA HA Seagal is such a tool

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« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2013, 07:36:39 AM »
HaHa!  Pure gold, imagine devoting your life to something for fifty years and finding out it is all bullshit.

rofl

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« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2013, 07:55:00 AM »
i fell for it too

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A lot if us did, brotha. 
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« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2013, 08:51:51 AM »
this is why all seagal's enemies in his movies were always small and shot lol..