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The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« on: December 30, 2012, 06:56:25 AM »
At 14 I saw my mom crying about our only car being repossessed.

This felt good.

Merry Christmas mom.


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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2012, 07:04:12 AM »
Cheap vehicle for what the rock makes $$$ :-\

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2012, 07:21:25 AM »
It took him this long to buy his mother a car?  ???
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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 09:39:46 AM »
It took him this long to buy his mother a car?  ???

And the house he mentioned buying he already and her never having to work again. I hate these sentimental celebrity moments. Its like they know they are douche bags , doubt the Rocdk is but why whore yourself out with lies like this ?

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2012, 09:42:06 AM »
Getbiggers buy their moms Ferraris.
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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2012, 09:43:55 AM »
 ???

Rock's mom is a flat nose Samoan, who married a flat nose negro, so how the Rock end up with a pointed Caucasian nose?  Rr + Rr = rr (recessive).  1/4 possibility?

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2012, 09:53:49 AM »


Getbiggers buy their moms Ferraris.





Qft  :o

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2012, 09:56:03 AM »
???

Rock's mom is a flat nose Samoan, who married a flat nose negro, so how the Rock end up with a pointed Caucasian nose?  Rr + Rr = rr (recessive).  1/4 possibility?
His dad got alot of white blood in him, he's africville canadian, and samoan's tend to have pointed noses as well.

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2012, 09:58:10 AM »
i looked up his net worth, and it said he died this morning in new zealand??

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2012, 09:59:02 AM »
Getbiggers buy their moms Ferraris.

So their moms can drive faster to the mansions of other -300lbs with abs all natural- getbiggers who fuck them every other night while banging 7 gram rocks.

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2012, 09:59:51 AM »
???

Rock's mom is a flat nose Samoan, who married a flat nose negro, so how the Rock end up with a pointed Caucasian nose?  Rr + Rr = rr (recessive).  1/4 possibility?

He was VERY lucky in the nose-department!

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2012, 10:00:48 AM »
i looked up his net worth, and it said he died this morning in new zealand??

Old Hoax Hazbin

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is the victim of a sick, BOGUS death hoax.

According to yet another gross prank, “Actor Dwayne Johnson died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning – May 4, 2011.” The report cites police officials as saying Johnson supposedly “fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set.”

But Johnson is NOT dead.

He’s alive and well.

“I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death – to show them how a dead foot feels up their a**,” he just tweeted.

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2012, 10:01:32 AM »
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is the victim of a sick, BOGUS death hoax.

According to yet another gross prank, “Actor Dwayne Johnson died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning – May 4, 2011.” The report cites police officials as saying Johnson supposedly “fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set.”

But Johnson is NOT dead.

He’s alive and well.

“I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death – to show them how a dead foot feels up their a**,” he just tweeted.

i figured so.

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Re: The Rocks Xmas-present to his mom
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2012, 10:09:03 AM »
So their moms can drive faster to the mansions of other -300lbs with abs all natural- getbiggers who fuck them every other night while banging 7 gram rocks.

Pretty much spot on :)
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