Which Legendary Bodybuilder Should I Hire?

[syntaxmachine]

The 'secret' is that there are no secrets, it's just hard work & common sense

If there are no secrets then there isn't the secret that there are no secrets, since this is itself a secret (of which there aren't any).

As recently appointed Chief of Logic Police, I'm going to forgive this self-referentially incoherent statement and merely issue a warning, partially because you have the first token of the word enclosed in single quotation marks, perhaps with the intent of using them as scare quotes.

Chief of Logic Police logbook entry 01
Suspect name: DroppingPlates
LPC#0001 Committed an act of self-referential incoherence
LPC#0035 Used single quotation marks as scare quotes
Result: Issued warning
Future Action: Monitor suspect, enroll in grammatical rehabilitation course including units on self-referential incoherence and properly using double quotation marks as scare quotes if further infractions occur.

[DroppingPlates]

LMAO, we have very creative minds on this board! I would hire Syntaxmachine as a ghostwriter for my life story 

[Howard]

"Jumbo" Palumbo has his own little consultation business going on too. His phone consultation rates are through the roof, I must say. They are exactly double that of Haney and Zane!

http://www.davepalumbo.com/STOREV2/dietwithdave.html

Jumbo is a smart guy but his rates are absurd in my opinion for what you get.
May I suggest you hire Craig Titus for private consultation.
My hunch is he isn't busy with too many clients right now and would be cheap ?

LOL< you get a phone consulation with me for the cost of a Krispy Kreme gift card.
I won such epic contests as the 1986 Mr Cannon Village (NC)
Less men have won that coveted title then the Olympia ( fact!)
Plus, I'm a legend , in my own mind.

[syntaxmachine]

LMAO, we have very creative minds on this board! I would hire Syntaxmachine as a ghostwriter for my life story 

Drop me a PM anytime, stud.

[SilverSpoon]

John, are you prepared to take hairstyling tips from Mr. Kosloff?

[Anabol]

You should try this link, and pickup one of the bodybuilders from there:
http://www.escortchaps.co.uk/index1.php

[DroppingPlates]

Drop me a PM anytime, stud.

You stole that line from Tito24, right?

[syntaxmachine]

You stole appropriated that line from Tito24, right?

[DroppingPlates]

[Jon Harridan]

John, are you prepared to take hairstyling tips from Mr. Kosloff?

I don't know about that but I think it's best to go with Robby at the end of the day. He seems like a great guy.

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[DroppingPlates]

I don't know about that but I think it's best to go with Robby at the end of the day. He seems like a great guy.

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Great guy, but there's no need to invest in his services, other than philanthropic motives. A cheaper way would be training @ Golds Venice for a month, combined with some good observation skills, but don't expect real 'secrets'.