Nice try. I wrote the book on this. You don't even come close.
Here are my getbig forum credentials:
1. Been on getbig.com for over 10 yrs
2. Posted more usless ,ignored threads then anyone else in the history of getbig
3. Been made fun of by more then 100 get big forum members
4. Jerked off to woman on over 40 different porn sites
5. I have been insulted numoerous times on every bodybuilding web site I joined
6. ***I met Ron Aviden in person , more then once! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Top that one