"with the golf ball" HAHAAH, instant classic 
Is "golf ball" the new "door corner"
that was my first thought when reading the topic title
Many many Years ago, I was renting a little two bedroom town house with my then girlfriend, she was only 5ft tall and very petite, the kitchen had this wall mounted oven and my girlfriend used to cook a lot, the oven was mounted higher than usual and a weird design, well one day my girlfriend was cooking, doing about three things at once, and she left the door of the oven half open, and when she turned around she whacked right into it and she had a nasty black eye the next day. Anyway, a few days later, the landlord was over doing a repair on the place, and the landlords wife commented on her eye, and my girlfriend said she whacked it on the door of the oven.
Anyway, long story short, the landlords wife ended up speaking too my girlfriend and suggesting she should see someone about me hitting her, I was gob-smacked when I heard this, I thought to myself, where the fuck do some women get off. I never said anything and about a year later I separated from this women, and when I went to settle everything with the landlord, it turned out he had some run ins with my ex (she stayed on at the property) and he said to me "I understand why you hit her", I explained to him that I had never laid a finger on her and that it was his stupid oven that gave her the black eye, he kind of nodded like 'sure it was" and left it at that. It's amazing how some people think they are right based on "what they think you are", I also think being quite big "I am 6'2 and have always been 250 pounds plus and this leads some to think automatically that your some kind of bruiser looking for trouble. I could be wrong but women and twinks are prejudiced against big men.
