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Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
« on: January 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM »
Lauren Perdue is one of the United States' top swimmers, and on Wednesday she swam the first leg of the 4x200 women's freestyle relay. ...but her primary notoriety is coming from a couple of tweets she sent out last week.
 
Just before the Games began, she tweeted, "Lebron James just invited me to dinner...Um wuuuutttt?!?" Around that time, the photo below showed up on Perdue's Instagram account. That is most definitely LeBron, trendy dork glasses and all.
 

[When asked]..."He was kind of joking," Perdue said. "But he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew.'"
Fail


FTW

Check out the wet hand print on kobes chest

look at these girls just giggling and get wet at KB24
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 04:52:07 PM »
Kobe's white girl game is tight.They love Kobe!
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Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 04:52:55 PM »
what is up with those annoying fake glasses?
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 04:53:15 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 04:53:32 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:52:55 PM
what is up with those annoying fake glasses?
No lenses, what a fucken idiot he is
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Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 04:54:22 PM »
Thanks for the update  ::) ::)
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 04:54:30 PM »

Kobe knows how to play these white broads
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Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM »
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 04:58:06 PM »
Quote from: papercut on January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?

i think the sex was fine until he poked her in the ass and did some damage.

she tried to run right outta there - he blocked the door to try to convince her to keep quiet, hence the 'false imprisonment' charge too?

she ended up with a lot of spunk on her that wasn't kobe's, at least 2 dudes... and the case quietly went away, and he *probably* paid her a shitload of $ to just let it go.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 04:58:19 PM »
Quote from: papercut on January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?

Kobe is innocent of rape. Bitch just trying to take a negros money.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 04:58:29 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 04:59:03 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 04:59:45 PM »
In the world of Mudsharks...Kobe is a large body of water mixed with dirt.
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2013, 05:04:11 PM »
Kobe was quoted last week as saying


"this is the Best season I have ever played in my entire career"


The very next game after they got smashed by a shitty Portland  team he was quoted as saying

"My Team looks Old and Slow"


I guess, Howard, Nash, Artest , Gosal  isnt good enough  for the great kobe



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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 05:09:09 PM »
Quote from: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
Kobe was quoted last week as saying


"this is the Best season I have ever played in my entire career"


The very next game after they got smashed by a shitty Portland  team he was quoted as saying

"My Team looks Old and Slow"


I guess, Howard, Nash, Artest , Gosal  isnt good enough  for the great kobe



   ::)









Gosal sux
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2013, 05:12:12 PM »










What a bunch of fucking ugly little mongols

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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2013, 05:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on January 03, 2013, 05:09:09 PM
Gosal sux


lakers would of never won those last 2 championships without him


Gosal is playing like shit on purpose , getting back at kobe for snitching on with his girlfriend and asking management to trade him
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2013, 05:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:12:12 PM





What a bunch of fucking ugly little mongols



lol, mean but true - it's going to be like kanye's kids - they're going to get kanye's looks and kim's talent.
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2013, 05:16:55 PM »
Ol Sloppy Burrito Titties

I would rather eat a chalupa from taco bell  then Vanssa bryant



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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2013, 05:18:20 PM »
Mudsharks
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2013, 05:20:53 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:58:06 PM
i think the sex was fine until he poked her in the ass and did some damage.

she tried to run right outta there - he blocked the door to try to convince her to keep quiet, hence the 'false imprisonment' charge too?

she ended up with a lot of spunk on her that wasn't kobe's, at least 2 dudes... and the case quietly went away, and he *probably* paid her a shitload of $ to just let it go.

Yeah, makes sense.

Why would a rich baller need to rape anyone when he gets it, or can buy it whenever...

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Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM »
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2013, 06:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level
Great Great Grandpa would argue that both are better at pulling Pecans from the high limbs than at anything else.
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2013, 06:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level

He is a dork. His own people are split on whether or not they accept him.
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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2013, 06:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 03, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
He is a dork. His own people are split on whether or not they accept him.

lebron is a good dude. better person then kobe, but in terms of pulling the white woman, kobe gets them in a flurry
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