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Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« on: January 06, 2013, 04:02:12 AM »
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 04:25:52 AM »
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?
He has big arms, and he gets grainy.
That is all.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 04:54:16 AM »
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?

his step dad has money and purchased him a house, so why should he die for you bitches like some broke bber?

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2013, 05:54:38 AM »
Evan spends a the majority of his the day online and grilling

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2013, 05:57:46 AM »
Well you can't argue with his success....all that time off and he has really brought up his weak parts.



Chest of peace ::)

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2013, 06:07:20 AM »
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit


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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2013, 06:08:19 AM »
Looks ok but a bit messed up in the eye area.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2013, 06:14:37 AM »
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit


not even close...

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2013, 06:15:12 AM »
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit



You are joking right?

Pic from 2012 Olympia....



Stage pics don't like, air brushed and touched up MD pics do.

Evan suffers from Lee Priest disease ; God blessed him with an extra pair of abs instead of a chest!

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2013, 06:20:11 AM »
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2013, 06:22:13 AM »
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit



Brutal observation skills  ::)

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2013, 06:41:11 AM »
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that

The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?


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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2013, 06:45:34 AM »
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that
and he may lose said contracts if he doesn't compete more or place higher. Depending on he stipulations of the contract.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2013, 06:49:42 AM »
The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?



The guy has a normal job and a family.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2013, 07:13:42 AM »
Evan finished 8th at the Olympia in 2008.. but 3rd place at the ASC. So I don't see why he won't do the Arnold again. Seems like a better strategy.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2013, 07:17:24 AM »
The guy has a normal job and a family.
many bbers have had families---including Mr. Os, Haney, Yates, Phil. Arnold Classic winner Flex,
Now as far as normal job, what is Evan's "other" job?

Delrosa has a family and a job as a elevator repairman.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2013, 07:20:05 AM »
Evan finished 8th at the Olympia in 2008.. but 3rd place at the ASC. So I don't see why he won't do the Arnold again. Seems like a better strategy.

In a waaaaaaaaaaaay better Line-up than this year. The Arnolds this year is a joke, Evan would win easily. ::)

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2013, 07:27:18 AM »
In a waaaaaaaaaaaay better Line-up than this year. The Arnolds this year is a joke, Evan would win easily. ::)
Cedric, and Dex may disagree with you...

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2013, 07:33:56 AM »
many bbers have had families---including Mr. Os, Haney, Yates, Phil. Arnold Classic winner Flex,
Now as far as normal job, what is Evan's "other" job?

Delrosa has a family and a job as a elevator repairman.

He works as a title searcher, and it seems it provides him a good income, lives a good life in CT.

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2013, 07:50:26 AM »
Cedric, and Dex may disagree with you...

Dexter doesn't compete, Cedric hasn't been in shape once in his life (and won't be this time, IF he even shows up, 50/50 chance wit him lol) ::)

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2013, 07:53:29 AM »
He works as a title searcher, and it seems it provides him a good income, lives a good life in CT.

A what?

Guy is a lazy bastard.
 
Probably sleeps >18 hours per day then spends the rest of his time "prepping his meals" broiling fish and cooking rice and "doing the buisness of bodybuilding" schmoeing on the internet.

At this point he needs to win the ASC, not doing it just proves how lazy he is.

10:1 odds he pulls out of the Olympia later this year due to family issues or an injury

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2013, 08:00:34 AM »
The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?




sounds like a nice life

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2013, 08:00:46 AM »
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2013, 08:03:14 AM »
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)

sounds like a possibility... i do not know much about him but i assume that he has other income sources

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Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2013, 08:08:01 AM »