If he'd been up on his training, he'd have known he could have defused the situation before it even started by dropping trou, ripping off his Tapout t-shirt, and hitting a shredded most muscular. That'll spook any average street thug into pissing his drawers.
Some guys never learn....
Bets on how long before this guy tries to do one of the following:
1. takes up training in Krav Maga and becomes a regular poster on the Krav Maga forums as a mod with "street experience"
2. takes up bodybuilding and starts out with no less than 2g/test per week at Temple Gym in Birmingham England
3. die his hair black
4. try to win his girlfriend back from the guy who punched him out with love letters and chocolates and heartfelt sentiment
5. appear on a special episode of Maury Povich for the annual "pro-ginger" rally
