True Story:
1999: Was working for Continental Airlines and they sent the new hires to Newark for training for 4 weeks. They put us up in hotel and gave us meal money. Good shit. So, we get there and i pick out the PAWG. VERY sexy, tiny waist, HUGE ass, perfect boobs. SCORE. So, we hang out and yada yada yada, we end up banging...raw...no pull out (YOU KNOW HOW I DO). So we bang and bang and start working back in Cleveland and hanging out more. So, when i tell her im coming over she always says, make sure you give me some notice. Ok. Whatever. So i get there one day and a dude is leaving. WTF?? So i ask her about it and she gives me some line about he is just a friend and he "helps me with my bills"....Now, this was before i was King Pervert and i was a LOT gulliable. So i believed it. A few months pass and I come over and she looks BAD. Tight dress (with that phat ass bubling through), heels, make up. So im like "where you going?" So she comes clean "My friend pays me to hang out, but nothing happens" HUH? Now, i was so blinded by the ass that i believed it. (oh, i unleashed a creme pie before she left)
To make a long story short, she owned a escort service. The only perk was that I had a threesome with her and her friend. Oh, I ended up findig out she smoked crack too!