Ach because I've seen him in contest shape. Alex? I've seen a few shots, and heard some accounts, that would suggest he's a big, strong boy.
Then again, every time I see him photographed, he's leaning over a table or otherwise trying to hide his stomach, complete with a K.I.S.S.-like "look at my tongue!" routine.
Big Ach doesn't hide his gut when he's out of shape. That takes balls. If Alex would do the same, I might hold them in the same regard ...
... but as-is, Ach wins hands-down.