Author Topic: Late night POF I'm sure I'll regret this... (Read 12073 times)

booty · « **Reply #25 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 03:53:52 AM

Bitch didnt ask my name, nothing about me. Just instant, come over and fuck me. You don't see something wrong with that?

It sounds like a man for sure and yes you are not a piece of meat wiggs so stand your ground.

Wiggs · « **Reply #26 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:05:11 AM »

Quote from: booty on January 12, 2013, 04:03:53 AM

It sounds like a man for sure and yes you are not a piece of meat wiggs so stand your ground.

Can you come console Booty? Happy New Year!

booty · « **Reply #27 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:08:32 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 04:05:11 AM

Can you come console Booty? Happy New Year!

I am all about the conversation part and companionship. I think maybe you should pm her back and tell her you will send her a dildo the size of a door runner. Happy New Year Wiggs..hope 2013 is a great one for you.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #28 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:48:32 AM »

Wiggenstein,

Was your claim about "being a little high" genuine? Do you rely on dat dere weed to make your qualitative experience of life more manageable? Eliminating such dependence might be a worthy goal for 2013, especially if you're in (or will be in) the market for a long-term partner (unless you plan to be on POF at 50+?). You're a relatively handsome neegul when not obese and it'd be a shame if your prospects in love, career, and so forth for the remainder of your stay on this planet were adversely affected by a somewhat superficial problem.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #29 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:51:14 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on January 12, 2013, 04:48:32 AM

Wiggenstein,

Was your claim about "being a little high" genuine? Do you rely on dat dere weed to make your qualitative experience of life more manageable? Eliminating such dependence might be a worthy goal for 2013, especially if you're in (or will be in) the market for a long-term partner (unless you plan to be on POF at 50+?). You're a relatively handsome neegul when not obese and it'd be a shame if your prospects in love, career, and so forth for the remainder of your stay on this planet were adversely affected by a somewhat superficial problem.

Also, work on your hoe-accosting grammar: you left out the 'have' when you said "I think we'd fun."

Wiggs · « **Reply #30 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:51:27 AM »

REDEMPTION!

I'm out. If I'm not back in a day. Call the cops.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:51:48 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 03:53:52 AM

Bitch didnt ask my name, nothing about me. Just instant, come over and fuck me. You don't see something wrong with that?

Or get a steak knife plunged into your back.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #32 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:52:18 AM »

Idk he seems kind of puritanical for a famous negro cocksman.

Bobby · « **Reply #33 on:** January 12, 2013, 05:31:14 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 04:51:27 AM

REDEMPTION! I'm out. If I'm not back in a day. Call the cops.

nice

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #34 on:** January 12, 2013, 05:32:08 AM »

No reason to regret this, it's a good thing to be true to your values by saying "no" to a woman's proposal.

booty · « **Reply #35 on:** January 12, 2013, 05:48:45 AM »

Wiggs you are getting a bit too adventurous here. These could be men posing as women, who grab you and do god knows what when you show up. Maybe get to know them a little longer before deciding to go on over into a trap.

haider · « **Reply #36 on:** January 12, 2013, 05:49:53 AM »

King James Bible approved!

Exodus 22:16-17 - And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

Sweedee · « **Reply #37 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:01:05 AM »

"thank you anyway"

what the F wiggy? lol

MikMaq · « **Reply #38 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:32:17 AM »

DP is ok as long as the chick is super hot and the other dude is either a different age, foreign, or not white, otherwise they`ll seem like a real person which is just gay.

Besides wiggs could just pretend he`s a tranny.

kh300 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:42:45 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 03:21:49 AM

Part 3. Finale.

''Your fucking hot, do you want to chat''

The second you tell a girl shes hot its game over. Good going Carlton.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #40 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:45:20 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 03:07:43 AM

Part 1

haha.... the last comment from you cracked me up

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #41 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:47:43 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 12, 2013, 04:51:27 AM

REDEMPTION! I'm out. If I'm not back in a day. Call the cops.

YOU FORGOT TO DELETE HER USERNAME!!!

SECURITY BREACH!!!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #42 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:48:39 AM »

Quote from: RAtard on January 12, 2013, 06:32:17 AM

DP is ok as long as the chick is super hot and the other dude is either a different age, foreign, or not white, otherwise they`ll seem like a real person which is just gay.

Besides wiggs could just pretend he`s a tranny.

Who are you kidding? You're a cock sucker, what would you care?

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:52:53 AM »

I banged a chick off of Match back in the day before I was married. She just came right out like that on e we started IMing back and forth about how she wanted to fuck. Then she sent me a vid of her dildoing herself. I gave her my number and she called about an hour and a half later, presumably after she fucked some other dude, and I went over and fucked her. One other time though Wiggs, it was a situation like yours, but she just wanted her boyfriend to watch. She asked for my number and when she called it was her boyfriend. I told him to put her on the phone and he said no. I knew the gig was up then and hung up. It was probably a dude you were talking to the whole time.

jakew300 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:24:21 AM »

Sounds like someone wanted to stuff you into a trunk and set the car on fire. Hot women do not (have to) go on the internet for sex.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #45 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:51:26 AM »

wiggs, with my vast experience watching csi and criminal minds i can tell you this is the usual way vegas serial killers go fishing

NotSure · « **Reply #46 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:02:23 AM »

Quote from: The Italian Lifter on January 12, 2013, 07:51:26 AM

wiggs, with my vast experience watching csi and criminal minds i can tell you this is the usual way vegas serial killers go fishing

And it was quite the eventful night when sir wiggins found himself ballgagged, hog tied, and bukkaked. Where did all this go wrong?

lightweight83 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:33:16 AM »

Can anyone confirm if wiggs is still alive? Hoping that bitch wasn't a black widow!

ChopperRider · « **Reply #48 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:43:38 AM »

Quote from: booty on January 12, 2013, 04:03:53 AM

It sounds like a man for sure and yes you are not a piece of meat wiggs so stand your ground.

Oddly, imagining this being said in a hoarse, female, Aussie accent is kind of arousing.

Mattyh7688 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:55:05 AM »

She's prostituting herself on POF to pay the rent

Author Topic: Late night POF I'm sure I'll regret this... (Read 12073 times)

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