Author Topic: Black Belts come with the territory with Security Guards (Read 2164 times)

True Amateur · « **on:** January 13, 2013, 07:54:19 AM »

I was walking to the train in my security uniform after working a double. This homeless dude hit me up for a dollar and when I said no he threw his chest up and tried to get into my personal space. I stepped back with my right foot and crouched into a Tiger Stance. The dude backed right off and asked if I was a black belt or something. I said kid, in my line of work the black belts come with the territory. I had to laugh as he quickly disappeared around the corner.

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:56:36 AM »

Meh...this gimmick still needs work.

WOOO · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:02:49 AM »

Quote from: chaos on January 13, 2013, 07:56:36 AM

Meh...this gimmick still needs work.

keeps shifting gears

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:03:27 AM »

Nothing really develops.

He's had a few tries though.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:15:40 AM »

So, I was walking to the train today after a shitty workout at the gym. So many damn pakis now-a-days I can't fucking get a workout in without smelling their 3-day old body odor and/or curry washed hair. But, I digress. I am at the station and I realize I only have a $5 and so I see this guy (unfortunately paki) with one of those rent-a-cop uniforms on. I figure he is gainfully employed so I take a deep breath (hoping not to breath in any of his odor) and ask if he can make some change for me (I say "Do you have a few dollars to break this?"). Out of no where, this fucking guy yells something about "you western devil" and drops down on his knees like he is some chick ready to gobble some cock, and makes a lunge for my crotch. I then heard a sound like he shit his pants and I backed up because I didn't want to inhale body odor+shit in pants+curry. He screams something at me like he likes to work a line of blacks with their belts undone. Weird shit. I ended up just getting a taxi and going home.

IronMeister · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:18:15 AM »

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:21:52 AM »

Quote from: True Amateur on January 13, 2013, 07:54:19 AM

I was walking to the train in my security uniform after working a double. This homeless dude hit me up for a dollar and when I said no he threw his chest up and tried to get into my personal space. I stepped back with my right foot and crouched into a Tiger Stance. The dude backed right off and asked if I was a black belt or something. I said kid, in my line of work the black belts come with the territory. I had to laugh as he quickly disappeared around the corner.

No, the homeless dude saw you wearing a security guard uniform and offered you a dollar for a bj. You got indignant and demanded five dollars and puffed up your hollow chest. Even though he was sixty years old, he whipped your ass and forced you to suck him off in front of a bunch of fat white chicks already pregnant with black babies and they laughed you to complete and utter scorn.

WOOO · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:22:52 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on January 13, 2013, 08:15:40 AM

So, I was walking to the train today after a shitty workout at the gym. So many damn pakis now-a-days I can't fucking get a workout in without smelling their 3-day old body odor and/or curry washed hair. But, I digress. I am at the station and I realize I only have a $5 and so I see this guy (unfortunately paki) with one of those rent-a-cop uniforms on. I figure he is gainfully employed so I take a deep breath (hoping not to breath in any of his odor) and ask if he can make some change for me (I say "Do you have a few dollars to break this?"). Out of no where, this fucking guy yells something about "you western devil" and drops down on his knees like he is some chick ready to gobble some cock, and makes a lunge for my crotch. I then heard a sound like he shit his pants and I backed up because I didn't want to inhale body odor+shit in pants+curry. He screams something at me like he likes to work a line of blacks with their belts undone. Weird shit. I ended up just getting a taxi and going home.

not a quality story

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:28:58 AM »

When True Amateur's mother got married in Pakistan back in the 70's there was a bucket of shite in the corner of the mosque. When her husband asked the priest why it was there he said there were always buckets of shite at Packy weddings to keep the flies off the bride.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:30:22 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 13, 2013, 08:28:58 AM

When True Amateur's mother got married in Pakistan back in the 70's there was a bucket of shite in the corner of the mosque. When her husband asked the priest why it was there he said there were always buckets of shite at Packy weddings to keep the flies off the bride.

Paki girls don't wear underwear when they eat. Keeps flies of the filafel.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:30:53 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on January 13, 2013, 08:02:49 AM

keeps shifting gears

Spot on. This "true amateur" has been:
1. A naïve bodybuilder touting Weider Principles and supplements.
2. A ham radio operator.
3. A forum mod going back 20 years
4. A security guard who is now morphing into:
5. A Black Belt who has daily confrontations with bad guys.

All this in about a month!

WOOO · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:34:38 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on January 13, 2013, 08:30:53 AM

Spot on. This "true amateur" has been:
1. A naïve bodybuilder touting Weider Principles and supplements.
2. A ham radio operator.
3. A forum mod going back 20 years
4. A security guard who is now morphing into:
5. A Black Belt who has daily confrontations with bad guys.

All this in about a month!

if you say so

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:37:23 AM »

Quote from: WOOO on January 13, 2013, 08:34:38 AM

if you say so

I just read all his posts starting from his recommendation of the Weider bodybuilding book until now.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:43:17 AM »

Quote from: True Amateur on January 13, 2013, 08:40:55 AM

So what's your fucking point? All these things are mutually exclusive? It's called being multi faceted. I know most of you have enough problems trying to get out of bed in the morning to collect your unemployment checks, but I've always been the kind of guy with a ton of things going on.

So much going on and you still find time for a "career" as a security guard. Your different race parents must be so proud (assuming your dad even knows your fucking name).

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:47:08 AM »

Quote from: True Amateur on January 13, 2013, 08:45:58 AM

Sorry asshole but both my parents are white. I'm of German/Scottish heritage and I go to Church every Sunday. Anymore questions, dickweed?

You certainly speak like a churchgoer

Nothing wrong with wishing you knew both parents, and that they are both white. It's just wrong to deny the sad truth instead of dealing with it constructively.