In my neighborhood there is a white lesbo couple that live next door to me both kind of fat and usually I see the "man" cutting the grass on the weekends. Two doors down are 2 black chicks one that looks just like a skinnt whoopi goldberg and the other is a spitting image of Lisa Bonet with a few pounds. One day i was grilling out and I see the lisa bonet chick's dog, (small yorkie type) wide open running toward me in my back yard. She's chasing after it yelling for it to come back. By the time she catches it, it's all ready around my legs trying to sniff the steak I had on the grill. She's like "oh I'm sorry she got away from me" I sdaid no problem she just smelled the food. This chick was cute as hell when i got to see her up close. I hope one day she gets curious and lets me gut that thing one good time.
