Starks daily sex tips

[Stark]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

[the trainer]

Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.

[240 is Back]

learned from getbig:

The beauty of 'I wanna fuck you so bad' is its simplicity and directness.

[gym**rat]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

I carry a knife around and when she asks why I say "To cut off your right tit so I can nail it to a piece of plywood". Gets me laid everytime!

[bigmikecox]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

ROFLMFAO!!!!

OMFG! That was great!!!! 

BMC APPROVED

[The Italian Lifter]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

Gold 

[Metabolic]

I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel.  Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.

[Stark]

I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel.  Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.

If it works it works, I'm just helping my fellow Getbiggers thats all I'm concerned about.

[Grape Ape]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

OMFG! That was great!!!! 

BMC APPROVED

Spoon?  For the ass you like, you need this:

[BigCyp]

Haha solid life pointers from Stark

[Tapeworm]

Ask her if she has a spork because she's trailer trash with a drug habit and alcoholic parents.

[B_B_C]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

is that how you get your oats ?

[WOOO]

Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.

Hahahaha

[booty]

If you guys want lots of face slapping, then keep up the lame ass pick up lines.

[Stark]

Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...

[affeman]

Aren't you the guy married to that ugly asian mailorder wife for years?

You're giving tips on how to pickup women?

[Stark]

I see you guys need a lot of help!!

[Donny]

start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers

[affeman]

start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers

Following Starks advice on how to pickup women is like following Spermatases chest-routine

[Bad Boy Dazza]

Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...

For some reason I thought your sex tips would involve dead people.

[Tito24]

[the trainer]

Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...

Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.

[Stark]

Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.

We cover ghetto chicks later - even if it doesn't agree with my racial principles I do agree and accept that many of you like to sleep with black girls, so don't worry I have that covered at a later edition.

[Donny]

i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.

[Stark]

i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.

race trader, you disgust me, but this is not the thread to exchange blows, no pun intended.