Author Topic: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen (Read 4999 times)

BigCyp · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:43:06 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 17, 2013, 03:18:54 AM

Well at least it would never turn you down for sex, leak its dye on your cock, answer back when you punch it and is well aware of its limitations outside of the sexual arena.

Yes to be honest I don't remember the sofa ever crying when I came all over its seat - maybe this guy's onto something here

dr.chimps · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:58:37 AM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 16, 2013, 07:39:03 PM

The way she's dressed!? She was asking for it.

BigCyp · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2013, 04:15:02 AM »

Haha yes dr chimps, if that slut was hanging it out like that in India she'd be dead wood!

snx · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:37:53 AM »

If I had a couch, this is what it'd look like.

Gosling31977 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:40:59 AM »

Hey it was a LOVE seat

snx · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:49:55 AM »

When you feel freaky, get a leather couch for a bit of S&M.

snx · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:50:50 AM »

Plus, when you're done you're business, the couch actually PAYS you, what with all the loose change you find between the cushions.

Win-win.

viking1 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2013, 07:24:06 AM »

pedro01 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2013, 08:24:07 AM »

Quote from: airosol on January 16, 2013, 06:12:54 PM

Lol at 'curbside couch'

Ghetto

I can't imagine living in an area that classy that there's couches on the sidewalk.

Pretty ones too.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2013, 08:30:55 AM »

Quote from: james72766 on January 16, 2013, 08:22:58 PM

2, 3, 1

LMAO

Hulkotron · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:17:48 AM »

The couch was abandoned I don't see what the big deal is.

240 is Back · « **Reply #36 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:19:35 AM »

the couch just wanted to place higher at nationals

funk51 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:44:00 AM »

Quote from: che on January 16, 2013, 11:42:44 AM

looks like lenny from lenny and squiggy fame laverne and shirley.

snx · « **Reply #38 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:54:55 AM »

I'm sure the couch's parents are quite proud.

Was this an instance of C4P? (couch-4-pay)

B_B_C · « **Reply #39 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:59:32 AM »

Did the couch press charges and was any loose change found in its folds?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

Stark · « **Reply #40 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:07:32 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 11:44:51 AM

White people

Stark · « **Reply #41 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:08:03 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 11:44:51 AM

White people

SHUT YOUR HOLE YOU FILTHY RACIST!!!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #42 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:10:17 AM »

That couch was under age, they should put his ass in jail for life !!

snx · « **Reply #43 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:23:38 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on January 17, 2013, 11:10:17 AM

That couch was under age, they should put his ass in jail for life !!

I heard it was an underage Ikea couch, smuggled into the US through the underground couch/sex trade rings operated by corrupt Swedish officials and US oil magnates.

More on 60 Minutes in the coming weeks, I would assume.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #44 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:28:41 AM »

So that's what Swede!'s been up to since quitting getbig.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #45 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:32:11 AM »

Post the cushion shots

snx · « **Reply #46 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:32:58 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on January 17, 2013, 11:28:41 AM

So that's what Swede!'s been up to since quitting getbig.

Swede prefers footstools to couches. They're easier for him to reach.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #47 on:** January 17, 2013, 12:56:28 PM »

Raw, no condom, no pulling out.

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #48 on:** January 17, 2013, 02:05:21 PM »

My late, dear, sweet Uncle Numsie always said: when it comes to seating furniture, treat a sofa like a couch and a couch like a sofa, and you’ll never go wrong.

Like with this one. When I got it home, I said, “Baby, you can continue with the charade, but we both know that underneath all of your fine, handcrafted upholstery lie the springs and cushions of a common, dirty-ass hoebag.” Thank you, Uncle Numsie. It was good! Truer words……

snx · « **Reply #49 on:** January 17, 2013, 02:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 17, 2013, 02:05:21 PM

My late, dear, sweet Uncle Numsie always said: when it comes to seating furniture, treat a sofa like a couch and a couch like a sofa, and you’ll never go wrong.

Like with this one. When I got it home, I said, “Baby, you can continue with the charade, but we both know that underneath all of your fine, handcrafted upholstery lie the springs and cushions of a common, dirty-ass hoebag.” Thank you, Uncle Numsie. It was good! Truer words……

Solid 9 out of 10 there Kahn. That's a real looker.

Would hit.