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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2013, 12:53:02 PM »
why our falcon decided to became so heavy? I lost some episodes, can someone update me?

He has been experimenting with some novel exercise and diet theories for quite some time now.

Essentially he is providing a service to mankind and sharing these knowledges for free ala the great Nicola Tesla.  Falcon is a very selfless soul.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2013, 02:59:49 PM »
350lb non confrontational white champion  8)

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2013, 03:13:17 PM »
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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2013, 03:17:42 PM »
Breathing like a race horse after hitting the bag with arm punches for 20 seconds. I would love to see him in a boxing match.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2013, 03:18:45 PM »
Falcon would TKO Overeem in 30 sec.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2013, 03:25:24 PM »
Johnny also has a penis that is capable of impregnating even that of men.

His penis is a thing of beauty, a beautiful organ filled with powerful, life-bestowing sperm and life's true essence.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2013, 03:38:38 PM »
  Really love the Falcon    but is he really crazy... or is it just an act?

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2013, 03:48:04 PM »
  Really love the Falcon    but is he really crazy... or is it just an act?

I don't know anymore.
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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2013, 03:55:55 PM »
  Really love the Falcon    but is he really crazy... or is it just an act?

I say crazy, who goes from looking like a greek god to a fat slob.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2013, 04:17:41 PM »
kinky.
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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2013, 04:24:45 PM »
The fact he looks like a fat slob is actually just an unfortunate side effect of his metamorphosis into a hyper dimensional being.  Yes, the pieces of the Falcon that remain on this astral plane are not the most aesthetic, but the greek god lives on, elsewhere, with the DMT pixies. 

Those of us, with all our energy firmly tethered to this tortured mockery of a spiritual frontier, should be jealous of the Falcon and his ability to simultaneously listen to Justin Bieber, while Hendrix mashes it up with the rest of him, some place else.   It's a killer combination.

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2013, 05:26:49 PM »
  Really love the Falcon    but is he really crazy... or is it just an act?

it's not an act, and he's really not crazy

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2013, 07:19:48 PM »
The fact he looks like a fat slob is actually just an unfortunate side effect of his metamorphosis into a hyper dimensional being.  Yes, the pieces of the Falcon that remain on this astral plane are not the most aesthetic, but the greek god lives on, elsewhere, with the DMT pixies. 

Those of us, with all our energy firmly tethered to this tortured mockery of a spiritual frontier, should be jealous of the Falcon and his ability to simultaneously listen to Justin Bieber, while Hendrix mashes it up with the rest of him, some place else.   It's a killer combination.

Spot on

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2013, 12:01:27 AM »

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Re: I'm gonna beat ur ass "boy"...
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2013, 12:11:30 AM »
Mind blowing when you think the skinny mini isn't even 1 of the 350lbs
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