Author Topic: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift. (Read 6821 times)

True Amateur · « **on:** January 19, 2013, 12:18:47 PM »

I'm getting ready to go back to the office building the security agency has me guarding. I've been doing double shifts lately (16 hour days) but I'll have a ton of overtime money. As soon as I arrive I will be moderating this chat forum all the way through morning from my Blackberry. I'm gonna pick up a couple of large meatball subs on the way and graze on them throughout the double shift. I'm also bringing a large thermos full of coffee. Okay guys, you can rest easy knowing I'll be keeping an eye on the chat forum all night. Over and out for now.

JBGRAY · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2013, 03:53:47 PM »

Have you been hitting your regularly assigned proxy rounds?

SF1900 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2013, 04:32:11 PM »

True Amateur, how many incident reports have you filed so far?

B_B_C · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2013, 04:37:43 PM »

had you considered, for the sake of adding excitement to your life, watching planks warp or even paint drying?
but if either fail take to minding mice at crossroads.

the trainer · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2013, 04:46:45 PM »

Do you enjoy putting your security guard stick up your asshole.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2013, 04:50:51 PM »

Meatball subs, pulling a double and the self imposed power and athority that only can be achieved by working by ones self.

This thread could be magic.

THE BEEF

Viking11 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2013, 05:18:15 PM »

Not so hard. Just got home from doing a shift. Library in North Omaha. Not a good area. Was second officer today- my other days I am lead. We had to do a Bar and Bar. Since the perp was threatening the other officer, I handled the perp while he did the paperwork. Said Banned individual refused to leave, I called OPD for trespassing and violating the ban and bar. As it turns out said idiot had 4 warrants. Hello jail.. That was the first 90 minutes..

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2013, 06:44:53 PM »

What's the story with these virus threat alerts were getting true?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2013, 06:46:26 PM »

You ever had a tug while on duty?

arce1988 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:03:49 PM »

Do you train Judo? BJJ?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:07:25 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:03:49 PM

Do you train Judo? BJJ?

Hebrow please.....he's got a tin badge and a slightly oversized flashlight. He does need to know martial arts

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:07:39 PM »

File any incident reports?

arce1988 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:18:22 PM »

I know. You told me. I just wanted to know if you train any other grappling styles.

Tito24 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:26:59 PM »

amazing guy nonetheless

arce1988 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:27:12 PM »

I saw that too. SR is solid. You should post some pics.

arce1988 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:32:25 PM »

You. Black out the face.

arce1988 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:34:43 PM »

My avatar is me. I am doing BJJ there. Does that look homo to you?

cswol · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:37:17 PM »

you know security guards like you have no real power, not in control of anything, and basically a yes man for whatever company your employed for, a steady influx of snitching and thinking you have cop like powers, do you think your supervisor would approve of you trolling a bodybuilding website and moonlighting as internet website security of delusional proportions.

cswol · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:38:46 PM »

i guess this guy would use his hi-power mace to stop having his arms and legs broke by u arce.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:39:43 PM »

Just hurry up and show us your cock.

arce1988 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:42:19 PM »

Let him get on the mat with a Judo and BJJ Black Belt. Then he will stop that smart talk. Notice I am NOT making ANY threats here to him. He signs the waiver with me, then he can get on the mat with me.

arce1988 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:46:16 PM »

I play chess. Physical chess. Mental chess. You are a security guard who goofs off on the clock and has a couple of posts. Where did you come from?

arce1988 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:52:08 PM »

Blart Mall Cop, relax and go observe and report.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:54:57 PM »

Quote from: True Amateur on January 19, 2013, 06:38:49 PM

Just knocked 1/2 of the first sub and drank 1/3 of a 16 oz bottle of Mountain Dew Smooth White. Going to stroll over the Men's Room to sit on the crapper. All quiet on the western front.

Dam you brought in the Dew . . . What type of toppings are on those meatball bad boys ? And, where did you get em? Can you post a pic of the subs?

THE BEEF

cswol · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:55:12 PM »

ohh this is the guy they wrote the movie mall cop about, i guess kevin james is his twin, lookin like a box of twinkies resting on a bucket of lard

Author Topic: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift. (Read 6821 times)

True Amateur

the trainer