Day Off- headed to the gym then to the grocery store; will be moderating

[True Amateur]

After working 9 double Security shifts in a row I finally have a day off. I am going to take a four hour power nap. Then after a pancake and bacon pig-out, I will head to the gym for heavy 3 rep benching. Then it's off to the grocery store for some burgers and hotdogs and ice cream. Probably wash my uniforms, socks and undies after dinner. I'll be monitoring Getbig.com throughout my travels via the Blackberry. As always if you guys have anything to report, hit me with a pm. Over and out.

[Hulkotron]

After working 9 double Security shifts in a row I finally have a day off. I am going to take a four hour power nap. Then after a pancake and bacon pig-out, I will head to the gym for heavy 3 rep benching. Then it's off to the grocery store for some burgers and hotdogs and ice cream. Probably wash my uniforms, socks and undies after dinner. I'll be monitoring Getbig.com throughout my travels via the Blackberry. As always if you guys have anything to report, hit me with a pm. Over and out.

This is a pretty lackluster gimmick Asif.

[Wiggs]

True Amateur makes me lol.
I respect this working man.

[Wiggs]

Just came out of the gym after doing heavy triples on the bench press plus overhead tri extensions for assistance. Now I'm shooting over to the mall to do a little girl watching. Everything seems to be copacetic here on the chat forum. Guys, we do have to watch the profanity. That's a no-no. Okay guys, I'm around if you need me. Don't hesitate.

Your timing is off. 4 hours have elapsed since you created this thread. The first 4 hours were supposed to be used for "power napping", then engaging in a pancake and bacon pigout, followed by the gym. So, either your lazy or you're a liar. Which one is it?

Bottom line is, you are not a man of his word.

[Kwon_2]

Yes, True Amateurs start was quite lackluster, but now he has gotten into this "Security Guard"-persona, and puts more effort into it.

Much more enjoyable this way.

[SF1900]

True Amateur, what are you buying at the grocery store?

[Wiggs]

In addition, you were supposed to go for burgers, hot dogs and ice cream, and you're at the mall, stalking the 99% females. You are a liar and are pathetic.  You probably won't even have a chance to wash your uniforms, socks and undies and will return to work smelling like ass. So add filthy to the list.

You gotta lot of work to do son.

[Powerlift66]

True Amateur = True Legend...

[Chadwick The Beta]

True Amateur makes me lol.
I respect this working man.

No one can truly respect a security guard.  Come on, Milton.

[Chadwick The Beta]

she looks like a red x

fail

[Schmoff]

Couldn't fall asleep due to the Monster energy drinks I had at my last shift. Went straight to the pancakes and bacon smothered in syrup. Now I'm just putzing around on the Internet keeping my eye on several of the chat forums I moderate. Not due back at work until tomorrow at 4pm for another double. I'm thinking of heading down to the bowling alley and bowling a few strings, maybe have a beer. Maybe even get lucky.

[gym**rat]

Just came out of the gym after doing heavy triples on the bench press plus overhead tri extensions for assistance. Now I'm shooting over to the mall to do a little girl watching. Everything seems to be copacetic here on the chat forum. Guys, we do have to watch the profanity. That's a no-no. Okay guys, I'm around if you need me. Don't hesitate.

I could use your help bro. My taint itches and I can't satisfied my itch.

[MichaelScottDM]

How much you locking down at the security job? 9.50/hr? If so, how do you manage your pancake and monster habit?

[calfzilla]

True Amateur is entertaining.