I went to school with a kid from Iceland, he didn't use deodorant... anyway, kid wound up dating this psychotic russian stripper, one of our classmates told him "Dude, seriously, you're in America now, wear some deodorant"...
Anyway, Russian bitch went psychotic, saying shit like "I want my man to smell like man, not like some fag*ot bitch, only women wear scented shit, you Americans are all gays, yadda yadda yadda".
It was pretty hilarious.