Happened to me yesterday

[Stark]

BTW I hired her

[Roger Bacon]

BTW I hired her

Did you proceed to show her some online gore?

 

[Dr.J]

Pics

[Chadwick The Beta]

Too bad you'll never hit it.  She's already pregnant by a nig nog. 

[Stark]

Pics

She's all over the internet, I googled her name lol and saw all these pictures, that's when my recruiter asked her while giving her the round tour through the building why she is all over the internet and she said she was modeling for a while.

Pretty refreshing to finally not having todo an interview with a geeky looking tech guy, I work in the industry for uhm 9 years and I can tell you, an actually goodlooking girl - smart - tech interested and good at her job is like unheard of.

[lovemonkey]

Don't be surprised if she's paid off by Alice23 to expose and ruin your life. You know what they say, if it's too good to be true...

[Chadwick The Beta]

if it's too good to be true...

it probably has a penis

[Stark]

jesus christ guys you make it sound like I am going to marry the girl, I am not even attracted to her, all I am saying was... if any of you worked in the IT industry and have to deal with geeks all day long and have todo a million interviews over the fiscal year you know how much you apprechiate a pretty face in an interview situation.

[Chadwick The Beta]

jesus christ guys you make it sound like I am going to marry the girl, I am not even attracted to her, all I am saying was... if any of you worked in the IT industry and have to deal with geeks all day long and have todo a million interviews over the fiscal year you know how much you apprechiate a pretty face in an interview situation.

We get it...extremely talented people who command huge salaries have to win your approval to get into paradise, and most of them are stereotypical "nerds," unlike yourself of course.   

If you are looking for validation, hugs, or a cookie, you should have called your mother about this.

[Roger Bacon]

I am not even attracted to her,

of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken... 

[Cleanest Natural]

aren't you like a janitor?

[Chadwick The Beta]

aren't you like a janitor?

He lied.  He's only the assistant janitor.  It's a three-year apprenticeship and he's been dropped back twice for insubordination and epic phaggotry.

[BigCyp]

Chadwick the weefer is trying very hard but coming short of the mark in this thread.

[Red Hook]

so...you met a 10, not interested in her, but still "picked her up" and "hired' her. You won't post a picture of her but she is "all over the net because she models".
 
this sounds about right, the only thing missing is the part where she tried to fuck you the elevator but you didn't because it might after your work out later that day. But she did offer to make you a post work out shake within the anabolic window.

 

[Cleanest Natural]

His stories are about as funny and real as his face and muscles.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Chadwick the weefer is trying very hard but coming short of the mark in this thread.

I was trying so hard to impress you.   

[CalvinH]

of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken... 

His stories are about as funny and real as his face and muscles.

 

[Natural Man]

Bet your wife must be thrilled by your story?

[Purge_WTF]

so...you met a 10, not interested in her, but still "picked her up" and "hired' her. You won't post a picture of her but she is "all over the net because she models".
 
this sounds about right, the only thing missing is the part where she tried to fuck you the elevator but you didn't because it might after your work out later that day. But she did offer to make you a post work out shake within the anabolic window.

 

 Ouch!

[_bruce_]

Janitor of peace! 

[Stark]

You guys are unbelievable, but hey what ever I should have known you simply cannot be happy for another getbigger  - Just got an email confirmation, she accepted the position, this will be funny as fuck, I have 20 love starved technicians - as always somebody needs to "mentor" her - Lets see the reasonable "request" emails from individuals why THEY should mentor her usually I have a hard time finding anybody who wants to mentor a new hire in first place and have to make executive decision haha

[Chadwick The Beta]

You guys are unbelievable, but hey what ever I should have known you simply cannot be happy for another getbigger  - Just got an email confirmation, she accepted the position, this will be funny as fuck, I have 20 love starved technicians - as always somebody needs to "mentor" her - Lets see the reasonable "request" emails from individuals why THEY should mentor her usually I have a hard time finding anybody who wants to mentor a new hire in first place and have to make executive decision haha

Oh, brother 

[Stark]

of course you aren't attracted to her clay aiken...  

Its just that dummies like you don't understand the difference between attracted and actually finding somebody good looking, she's very pretty she has a realy nice smile and comes across as funny smart educated, but she is/was a model, that means far to skinny for my taste and just not really my type. Where my wife is not a model, but is to me extremely attractive.

Hope that helps you "forever alone" type a guy

[BigCyp]

Its just that dummies like you don't understand the difference between attracted and actually finding somebody good looking, she's very pretty she has a realy nice smile and comes across as funny smart educated, but she is/was a model, that means far to skinny for my taste and just not really my type. Where my wife is not a model, but is to me extremely attractive.

Hope that helps you "forever alone" type a guy

Yes I'll second that about your wife bro

[Stark]

Bet your wife must be thrilled by your story?

First thing I did when I came home was show her a picture of her