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I want to be black
« on: January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM »
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 08:16:41 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

Stop posting here on getbig.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 08:20:07 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

quit your job
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 09:05:56 AM »
go on welfare
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 09:06:35 AM »
move to Martin Luther King Blvd in your town
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 09:09:06 AM »

Easy:

Learn to run 100m under 10 seconds or look like you have trained at gym all your life without actually never having stepped inside a gym !


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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 09:27:05 AM »
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 09:27:42 AM »
Don't shower and wear loose pants.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 09:29:29 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on January 28, 2013, 09:27:42 AM
Don't shower and wear loose pants.
ehehe!
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 09:33:22 AM »
How good are you at a hand plow?
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 09:35:24 AM »
you need a white woman
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM »
Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like.  Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 09:38:41 AM »
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 10:00:43 AM »
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 11:38:43 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like.  Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.

I read that, interesting book. Maybe we should send Johnny Falcon to conduct that experiment today.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 11:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like.  Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.
they actually made this book into a film starring james whitmore as i recollect....OTAY
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 12:08:11 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on January 28, 2013, 11:53:04 AM
they actually made this book into a film starring james whitmore as i recollect....OTAY
Seen it. Whitmore is,uh, not convincing.       ;D
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 02:24:19 PM »
All the above answers are a great place to start...I would also throw in th mix waiting in line for the new jordans, and possibly shooting someone. Also you can never swim in the ocean every again!!! any water for that matter.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2013, 02:39:49 PM »
recruit a morbidly obese white woman to drive you around in a compact car while you lean waay back in the front passenger seat
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 02:50:03 PM »
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2013, 02:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 28, 2013, 02:50:03 PM
:D
Kwon teaching us ebonic's we need to know this kind of stuff although it constantly changes especially with Afro American month around the corner.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2013, 02:53:37 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

grow a big penis
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2013, 02:54:48 PM »
 ;D
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 03:44:18 PM »
blacks don't last on getbig. they can't handle the truth.
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Re: I want to be black
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 04:02:39 PM »








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