This is all still kinda funny to me....y'know since Mike has never been on stage and never will be. But keep doing whatever your doing. You truely seem to be in love with yourself big fella.
Freak 
so your claim to fame is that you competed?? (in a natural show no less)
anyone can compete freak (if and when i do i want to win,and not at a "natural show")
so enough about your glory days(you competed as a bantamweight fer christsakes!!)
using a baseball analogy I'm the major leagues while you are a water boy
so revel in your bantamweight "Mr Natural win" hey..............it's something to tell the grandkids about at leasts
(just dont show them the pictures of you with what looks like feces smeared on your face,flexing and posing looking like an Ethiopian in search of a good meal!)