I am sorry but I have to point out that you cannot make a "world tour" with a book written in romanian. A book also is supposed to be something you can read. So signing a copy for you would be pointless since you don't understand romanian. However, there's good news: it has a few nice colored illustrations and my picture on the back. So you could use it to brag to chicks that you know me 
PS: the only thing you have been slapping is your ego's nutsack that is blinding your mind's eyes during this type of mental tea-bagging sessions. You are like Van Damme in Bloodsport: got popped in the eye and now you are trying to play it cool. While you smear the goo all over your eyes screaming, I am hitting the drums.

Can someone shop a cock as the microphone and sperm his eyes aplenty? Thanks.
if you could read i said if they published the book in English
i am sure the romanian best sellers list is as follows
1) pictures of donkeys
2) pictures of donkeys in hats
3) begging for beginners
4) a beginners guide to putting curses on people
5) How to live for a week on one carrot and some grass
6) how to get to the UK by hiding under a lorry