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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2013, 05:06:42 AM »
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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2013, 01:00:39 PM »
Poster here is attempting to leverage himself into a position of being admired for his sense of humor, creativity. Falls flat as the poster lacks in those areas. Effect is like watching a middle school talent show where courteous applause for mediocrity is mistaken for genuine appreceation. Poster's self delusion is embarrassing for those who view it.

Don't be so harsh on yourself, I'm sure running a gimmick on a bodybuilding message board is hard but ultimately life-affirming work.

Also, appreciation* (if you're going to be the board's biggest pseudointellectual, TA, you'll need to ensure your spelling is correct at all times)

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2013, 01:14:03 PM »
People still take the Bible seriously??? In 2013??

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2013, 02:07:05 PM »
King James Version. My Church doesn't recognize any others.

Interesting...

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2013, 02:26:12 PM »
 'appreciation'

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2013, 04:45:39 PM »
who wrote the Bible exactly?

King James, it seems per the security guard
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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2013, 04:55:38 PM »
King James, it seems per the security guard

Exactly, another good Scotsman who created the modern world.   And wrote the book to control the feeble minded while the British Royal family pilaged the world.

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2013, 07:18:34 PM »
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes from the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.

I hope the blacks appreciate all you do for them.

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2013, 04:16:08 AM »
Exactly, another good Scotsman who created the modern world.   And wrote the book to control the feeble minded while the British Royal family pilaged the world.

indeeed and the UK is still dealing with his legacy
by the way it seems he may have been a bit of a queer
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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2013, 03:13:40 PM »
indeeed and the UK is still dealing with his legacy
by the way it seems he may have been a bit of a queer

Are you fukin kiddin me?  King James a poofter? a shirtliftin stoolshifter? an uphill gardner even?
Look at this picture of King James. I mean does the guy look even remotely queer to you?

 

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Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
« Reply #60 on: February 09, 2013, 04:04:16 PM »
Are you fukin kiddin me?  King James a poofter? a shirtliftin stoolshifter? an uphill gardner even?
Look at this picture of King James. I mean does the guy look even remotely queer to you?


well I dare say he is seriously dead by now so his shirt lifting days are ahem behind him. The Rev jon Hardinman may be able to advise on gardening as he seems to know everything
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