A word to the haters who call me small - here is a pic

[Otis B Driftwood]

Threads like this completely gay this forum up.

Adding fuel to that fire with this post.

I won't comment on ukjeff, as I have no qualms with the gentleman.

That said, when it comes to humor, it's all about the delivery.  With regards to Otis B. Driftwood, there's a certain level of creativity that is consistently infused into his posts that leads me to believe that in real life he might very well be a juggernaut of chicanery due to his ways with words.

His astuteness, descriptive abilities and timing brings about a certain je ne sais quoi that is rarely seen around these parts.

Bravo sir, I admire your hard work and eagerly wait for your next gem to be named post of the year.


"1"

As a fellow resident of Manhattan, and frequent passer by of one of your favorite spots GYM Sportsbar, I thank you for the words of encouragement. That historic owning you dished out sure gained my respect. Since you are a very well heeled person, I was wondering if there is anything you suggest/recommend to refine my look even more as the gay eye is the most acute of all. I put up a photo on pg 24 I believe.

The next gem is brewing, it just needs a proper target.

[polychronopolous]

Threads like this completely gay this forum up.

I remember back in the day if a thread went 50 pages it actually held some level of entertainment.

[OneMoreRep]

Since you are a very well heeled person, I was wondering if there is anything you suggest/recommend to refine my look even more as the gay eye is the most acute of all. I put up a photo on pg 24 I believe.

I see a beautiful man with eyes that are filled with humanity, a square jaw that looks as if it was carved out of stone, chiseled face, tight-fitting skin, full lips (upper/lower), well defined nose, great forehead size, a beautiful head of flowing hair and what appears to be a well-toned body that only the likes of Michelangelo could conceive.

No, you don't need any help. On the contrary, I'd say you are doing just fine on your own. By the way, the facial hair is a brilliant touch as it gives a certain flare of masculinity while maintaining that gentle aura you give off as a man that's in touch with his emotions.



"1"

[chaos]

I see a beautiful man with eyes that are filled with humanity, a square jaw that looks as if it was carved out of stone, chiseled face, tight-fitting skin, full lips (upper/lower), well defined nose, great forehead size, a beautiful head of flowing hair and what appears to be a well-toned body that only the likes of Michelangelo could conceive.

No, you don't need any help. On the contrary, I'd say you are doing just fine on your own. By the way, the facial hair is a brilliant touch as it gives a certain flare of masculinity while maintaining that gentle aura you give off as a man that's in touch with his emotions.



"1"

You'd hit?

[OneMoreRep]

You'd hit?

Raw, no condom, no pull out (bigmikecox style)..

"1"

P.S. I know raw means no condom, but that's the bigmikecox phrase.

[Palpatine Q]

do me next....do me next !!!!!!   

[WOOO]

do me next....do me next !!!!!!   

This thread is getting fucking weird.

[Donny]

This thread is getting fucking weird.

i agree wooo...

[chaos]

This thread is getting fucking weird.

X2

[Hulkotron]

Bizarre / booty-esque post by Groink

[Palpatine Q]

Bizarre / booty-esque post by Groink

I'm just being a douche....it's a WEIRD thread  

[Van_Bilderass]

yes, im afraid if he dieted down, hed look not so good next to me.


we will never know i guess.

i left my permabulker days behind long ago for good.

bulking is nothing but being lazy and weak on diet.

I don't know how long you've been around, but I remember this cswole guy from way back
on the musclemayhem forums. Mcfarland took some high quality pics of him in Gold's Venice.
Too bad they disappeared. Guy has Syntholed arms and nohing else.

This guy had an online fight with Cutler's lover MADMAX and then showed up all coked up in
MADMAX's store and yelled a bit or something.

I think this guy smokes a ton of weed too, so this partly explains the conspiracy theory bullshit.

I also remember he had to drop his "I'm on more gear than the pros" cycle for some reason, and was then crying about his massive withdrawals. Couldn't sleep at all, couldn't do anything.

[Marty Champions]

stop encouraging delanko he seems like an okay guy but hes ruining his health, burning the candle at both ends

[booty]

but shawn ray has admitted, and he did it repeatedly

looked like shit is an insult for the word "shit", but i still looked better than cswol there

that zyzz statement is quite the compliment,thx, i kinda liked the guy, he showed off so much but without being really cocky, good display of self confidence and wasnt acting like tough guy, this is what made him i think.
im different than him, he took the rereational drugs(however,who doesnt at his age) and his dedication and drive were quite insane, afterall he basically killed himself off.
he did more good for the industry than flex magazine did, in a way.
yes, thats right, plural, it was not 1, not 2, but 3

only got bj from one, though, but we left that club(a hetero club btw)as group of 4 , they were together there.

hope this helps.

if i did 100s of them, id say so, dont worry.

No Shawn has not, he has told me it never happened.

[cswol]

today i started my chest workout with 225 for 50 reps, continued training through my regimen, then ended with a last set of 135 on bench for 100 straight reps

[FlexGuns]

but shawn ray has admitted, and he did it repeatedly

Shawn hooked up with tranny Sasha Ogata. He admitted it many times.

[Hulkotron]

Surely a bodybuilder would never lie about having sex with a man.

[OneMoreRep]

No Shawn has not, he has told me it never happened.

I saw Shawn making out with that man (Mr. Ogata) at an IFBB event where he spent the entire evening holding hands with him. If they weren't making out, then Mr. Ogata must have suddenly drowned by sudden fluid aspiration and needed Shawn to give him extended rounds of CPR.

If he told you it never happened, he must have had a sudden case of amnesia.

"1"

[WOOO]

today i started my chest workout with 225 for 50 reps, continued training through my regimen, then ended with a last set of 135 on bench for 100 straight reps

[Hulkotron]

I saw Shawn making out with that man (Mr. Ogata) at an IFBB event where he spent the entire evening holding hands with him.

If he told you it never happened, he must have had a sudden case of amnesia.

"1"

Have you heard from SuckMyMuscle's legal team yet?

[cswol]

no its not, but you can tell how huge i am, while your typing behind that keyboard, small guy eating small fries.

[el numero uno]

It's ok booty, we know that you're so innocent and pure that you think a bodybuilder would never lie to you about anything, specially about having sex with trannies. It's not your fault, but trust us, there's a high probability Shawn Ray hit that tranny.

[arce1988]

  booty is still fine

[cswol]

yes there were photos of shawn and sasha making out in a pool in vegas i believe

[el numero uno]

ANTI PED