All he had was big bulky arms and not a fucking thing else.
Can you picture him with Pro-Tan on standing on stage in a lineup.....or could you picture him in a police department lineup? LOL 
just been reading it, that was around the time I pulled Otis B Driftwood up for posting about sucking cocks and butt fucking all the time, he fucked off shortly after, he was a one trick pony