Beyonce deadlifts

[Andy Griffin]

I can smell the halitosis from here. 

ask cheftim about her other end 

[Irongrip400]

ask cheftim about her other end 

Do tell

[Andy Griffin]

Do tell

He claims that when Beyonce stayed at a hotel (maybe a cruise ship?) where he was working, he got into the laundry and sniffed her panties.  He said they reeked like a tuna fish sandwich.   

[booty]

I think it looks better longer.  The thing is she gets weaves so doesn't have to grow it out like the average woman who has her own hair.  In 3-6 months she will have hair down to her waist again.

[Hurricane Beef !]

A weave-a-dirchy.

THE BEEF

[Andy Griffin]

I think it looks better longer.  The thing is she gets weaves so doesn't have to grow it out like the average woman who has her own hair.  In 3-6 months she will have hair down to her waist again.

She's not a bad looking woman, or a bad singer.  I just think she is way overrated...almost that you "have" to like her.   

I agree with you that her hair looks better longer...but I prefer the just over the shoulders length.

[booty]

She's not a bad looking woman, or a bad singer.  I just think she is way overrated...almost that you "have" to like her.   

I agree with you that her hair looks better longer...but I prefer the just over the shoulders length.

I think she's absolutely stunning. 

[MikMaq]

He claims that when Beyonce stayed at a hotel (maybe a cruise ship?) where he was working, he got into the laundry and sniffed her panties.  He said they reeked like a tuna fish sandwich.   

Lol you do realize she probably sweats out a liter during one show.   

[The Grim Lifter]

She's only so popular because fat girls can convince themselves it's ok to have a fat ass and call it Bootylicious

[ProudVirgin69]

with the rumors about jay z being gay, I can see it now... picked the woman with the huskiest voice, no tits, masculine face, and now she has the haircut of a dude.

obvious.

Rofl, classic getbig.  Yes I'm sure you would kick ms Knowles out of bed, to make room for the twins Palmela & Handgelina.

[Skeletor]

[ESFitness]

Rofl, classic getbig.  Yes I'm sure you would kick ms Knowles out of bed, to make room for the twins Palmela & Handgelina.

why would that manly bitch be in my bed in the first place?

she's been fucking that camelface kneegrow who used to fuck karrine steffans... with all the rappers dicks she's sucked, that bitch has herpes 100%.. hence, beyonce is now and forever tainted (besides no tits, big feet, jacked up toes, a husky voice and a father that possibly pimped her for a contract). I'm a fairly handsome blue eyed white male, tall, with muscles, with good income and I speak well (despite how I type on here), so I have no shortage of available 'pussy', so why the fuck would I go after a tainted bitch just because everybody else thinks she's hot and/or famous?

get the fuck outta here kid... we're not all gargoyle-looking pizza-faced nerds who fantasize about FINALLY bangin a pretty girl.

[ProudVirgin69]

why would that manly bitch be in my bed in the first place?

she's been fucking that camelface kneegrow who used to fuck karrine steffans... with all the rappers dicks she's sucked, that bitch has herpes 100%.. hence, beyonce is now and forever tainted (besides no tits, big feet, jacked up toes, a husky voice and a father that possibly pimped her for a contract). I'm a fairly handsome blue eyed white male, tall, with muscles, with good income and I speak well (despite how I type on here), so I have no shortage of available 'pussy', so why the fuck would I go after a tainted bitch just because everybody else thinks she's hot and/or famous?

get the fuck outta here kid... we're not all gargoyle-looking pizza-faced nerds who fantasize about FINALLY bangin a pretty girl.

Lol yes all the "studs" w "no shortage of available pussy" seem to go to great lengths to convince posters on the internet

[ESFitness]

Lol yes all the "studs" w "no shortage of available pussy" seem to go to great lengths to convince posters on the internet

 greath lengths? you're the one who brought it up... soooo insecure aren't you kid?

[HockeyFightFan]

Would not hit because.......





I'm not a fucking disgusting mudshark.

[Master Blaster]

Really? You're too good for Beyonce? She's a hole to fuck, and not bad looking.

All that porn has killed your man cred.

[G_Thang]

Would not hit because.......





I'm not a fucking disgusting mudshark.

then,

[ProudVirgin69]

greath lengths? you're the one who brought it up... soooo insecure aren't you kid?

Tremendous logic.  Post a couple more paragraphs about how "fairly handsome" you are lol.... maybe you can get a schmoe to supplement your "good income"

[Kwon_2]

Really? You're too good for Beyonce? She's a hole to fuck, and not bad looking.

All that porn has killed your man cred.

You could pay me 500.000 USD and i wouldn't touch her.

It's not about being "too good", having "good income" or "being handsome" at all, people have different preferences and some people just disgust me.

I'd rather hit a post-prime Anna Nicole Smith (even though she was messed up and crazy at that time) than Beyoncé

[G_Thang]

You could pay me 500.000 USD and i wouldn't touch her.

It's not about being "too good", having "good income" or "being handsome" at all, people have different preferences and some people just disgust me.

I'd rather hit a post-prime Anna Nicole Smith (even though she was messed up and crazy at that time) than Beyoncé

it rather hit persia white and call an end to this thread.



tats just look damn hot on her  

[The Abdominal Snoman]

I think she's absolutely stunning. 

smoke and mirrors

[Kwon_2]

it rather hit persia white and call an end to this thread.



tats just look damn hot on her  

No idea who that is.

I'd rather hit this random whore over Beyonce though

[The Hunter]

it rather hit persia white and call an end to this thread.



tats just look damn hot on her  

Hey if she dates white dudes with acne and boils all over their necks and have minority personas on the internet you might be in luck, "homes".

[240 is Back]

while I agree hitting her would be great for bragging rights...

Jay-Z has dated some dirty people... and if she's having babies with him, she's dirty (aside from her own 20+ years of fcking now.

I think all things equal, it'd be safer to sleep with a good looking 20 year old from the local In-N-Out Burger.  Although harder to brag about.

[The Abdominal Snoman]