My list (maybe not all at once, but someday):
My "humiliate myself" night of drinking. On this night, I go out with alpha-good-looks getbiggers and look to snag the women they throw away, if any. Or at least draw the stares of said women who wonder how someone like me got to hang around with these guys:
Groink
Galeniko
Otis B. Driftwood
Onetimehard
no one
XFactor
Alex23
NZmusclemonster
My "humiliate myself" night of drinking (again). On this night, I go out with alpha-owning getbiggers and listen as they verbally humiliate me to near suicide:
Big Cyp
Bigmc
Hulkotron
Sevastase
My "humiliate myself" night of drinking (again, again). On this night, I go out with getbig's alpha-tough getbiggers. I will try not to get punched out, but will purposefully start a fight with other patrons at the bar and laugh in derision as my posse annihilates them:
Onemorerep
Arce
Che
My "humiliate myself" night of drinking (again, again, again). On this night, I throw down brews with the mentally elite of getbig. I will try to hold court, but will be owned severly and exposed as a half-wit
Dr. Chimps
Kahn N. Sing
True Adonis
Wiggs
Grape Ape
I would like to also buy Mars a drink, but I don't think I'm allowed to actually speak to Mars. But I'll let the offer stand.