lol last time I was at the paddies parade in Dublin (when you live in Ireland for a while you tend to stay away from the city center during paddies day) they had the bright idea to have some samba dancers in the parade, problem was, the samba dancers were chubby pale irish girls - to say they looked like a stuffed salami in their samba outfits would be an understatement, the funny thing was one or two non-delusional once knew fair well they were "hanging" it all out and were fucking mortified hahaha, you could see the embarrassment on their faces, they were fucking PRAYING for the parade to go on faster lololol
But the best were the drunken horny I fuck anything type of irish "lads" - I've heard one of them shout over - HEY CHUBBY COME OVER HERE AND GIVE DADDY A BLOWJOB!!!

it nearly made it worth while going to that fucking mediocre parade.