flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?

[HTexan]

So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked.

[chaos]

Have you thought of shooting up some cops, posting a manifesto on facebook, then running for the hills?

[HTexan]

Have you thought of shooting up some cops, posting a manifesto on facebook, then running for the hills?

humm.. Would the cops burn me alive in a closet?

[chaos]

humm.. Would the cops burn me alive in a closet?

Yes. But it would be justified and totally acceptable. Unlike lethal injection.

[HTexan]

Yes. But it would be justified and totally acceptable. Unlike lethal injection.

i'll pass.
what happen to the good old fashion fights to the death?

[Hulkotron]

I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.

[CalvinH]

i'll pass.
what happen to the good old fashion fights to the death?

She doesn't get her flowers and it just might be.

[HTexan]

I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.

maybe i can pick up the flowers tomorrow, walk out the door and then throw them though the window.

[HTexan]

She doesn't get her flowers and it just might be.

i need a back up plan.

[CalvinH]

i need a back up plan.

Stop and buy her flowers,cancel order.

[Hulkotron]

You could give her the gift of the cock.

[Nails]

My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket

[Parker]

So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked.

they are probably dealing with all the orders.

[HTexan]

You could give her the gift of the cock.

dinner and sex is still happening.
My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.

[Palpatine Q]

i need a back up plan.

go get some fucking Flowers...LOL.

I got my two Dozen roses last night, wasn't taking any chances.  I hand deliver, fuck the florist.

and yes....the gift of cock will be given many times this evening, there will be no groink sighting on Getbig...LOL

[El Diablo Blanco]

Get in yo car and drive there, pull off your shirt and do a full muscular on their counter and then proceed to hulk smash their store.

[Hulkotron]

My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket

Haha, did she issue a response?

[Hulkotron]

My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.

Yes this is very true and about many more things than just flowers.

[CalvinH]

dinner and sex is still happening.
My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.

Don't be to sure maybe no flowers=no gift of cock.


...then you'll be stuck here posting on GB with the likes of ratard.ukjeff, and anabolchalo

[Nails]

Haha, did she issue a response?

yea

"Dont txt me the rest of the day at work"   

[oldtimer1]

Hit a gas station and get some gas station flowers. They might have jacked up the prices for today. Also many supermarkets have fantastic roses. Same ones that are delivered to the flower shop minus the green and white stuff they add to make $12 dollar roses $50 dollar roses.  

[El Diablo Blanco]

Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

[snx]

Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

Remember, good friend: you're not buying tonight's sex. Your buying your sex for the next year (or at least the implied promise and permission thereof).

[anabolichalo]

Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

yeah it sucks

does this mean you are single for life

what about woman to breed with and have around the house

destined to lose money that way

[Mr Nobody]

$3.00 for gas for the girl to go pick up a pizza, Valetine's day is done.