Do you ever listen to people taking a dump?

[polychronopolous]

Do I intentionally? No. But anytime I'm in an airport, and I'm in the bathroom, you catch the sound of some hellacious deuces being dropped.  Must be the food. 

Yes, sometimes you have little choice in the matter.

[BigCyp]

hahahahaha, he's the type of guy that tells you he is going out to get pickup some fags, then asks you the address of the local Blue Oyster Bar, as they are the only ones open who turn a blind eye to smoking a fat one in the toilets.Gayer than Boy Georges weightloss routine.

Hahaha yes Army of One, 'Gonadmad' is the Patron Saint of cum drainage

[gym**rat]

I like to try and out-fart the guy in the next stall. Sometimes for shits and giggles (no pun intended) I will say out loud "Where is all that blood coming from?"

[nzmusclemonster]

Tom Arnold.

Courtesy flush 

[Hulkotron]

Nomad is getting destroyed by the heavy hitters of getbig in this thread.

[Nomad]

Hahahaha 'Knobmad'

Yes NZ!!! Knobfan was furious when the counsellor at the Rectumhab facility suggested he try wearing semen patches on his arm to curb his cravings, and asked why he couldn't simply attach a black man to his back for a more natural delivery instead!

Look at you two, circlejerking like bffs.

[syntaxmachine]

What has Carrot Top become?

[Chadwick The Beta]

Another classic gem of a thread by Jamie. 

[evandatp]

Is this the threesome polyamory that Tbombz was talking about?

[240 is Back]

i have a super sensitive nose.  I try to get outta there long before the volume starts climbing.